BIT Guest Book

"Over 35,000 Assimilated!"

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Assimilatee Information:

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

PLANET OF ORIGIN:

SPECIES:

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY?

YOUR WEBPAGE URL (if any):

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BIT Entrance Exam

Answer these simple questions, and we'll process your application.

  1. HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?


  2. IF A FEDERATION STARSHIP IS FOLLOWING YOU AT WARP 9.3, AND YOUR BORG VESSEL CAN ONLY GO WARP 8.7 BECAUSE THE COLLECTIVE IS USING ALL THE CPU TIME PLAYING 'FINAL FANTASY 8', WHAT DO YOU DO?


  3. AN OBVIOUSLY IRRITATED KLINGON APPROACHES YOU CARRYING A PHASER AND TELLS YOU TO "ASSIMILATE THIS!" WHAT DO YOU DO?

    ASSIMILATE HIM.
    ADAPT TO HIS PHASER FREQUENCY, THEN ASSIMILATE HIM.


  4. YOU ENCOUNTER AN ALIEN VESSEL. THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU ENTERING THEIR SPACE. WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE?


  5. WILL THE FEDERATION BE ASSIMILATED?

    Never!
    Maybe?
    Yes!!
    Yes, and we'll get the Klingons too!


  6. WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD MAKE A GOOD DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?

    Anakin Skywalker
    Harry Potter
    Frodo the Hobbit
    I can't decide!


  7. IN 4000 WORDS OR LESS, TELL US WHY YOU WANT TO BE ASSIMILATED:

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If you have any other comments and suggestions,
please send them to locutus@atlantic.net.

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Anywho...have fun!

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Last updated: July 11th, 2002