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Tue Jan 1 14:12:22 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: bl2114-56-88.eos.ncsu.edu

BORG DESIGNATION: Jackie Cress
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Raleigh/NC/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jccress@unity.ncsu.edu
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I'm borred and I would like to be part of the winning team when the Borg take on and defeat the star wars empire. I would like to see the death star try to handle a few Borg cubes.


Wed Jan 2 15:27:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: ron
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: rvdstoep@worldonline.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i like them


Wed Jan 2 22:01:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: eli-208-187-66-231.ev1.net

BORG DESIGNATION: Dr. Yen
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Texas, which used to be a Republic, but which has now declared itself an entire planet.
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Weasel Holler/Texas/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: doctor_yen@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://www.mucknmire.com/ads/binkyware.htm

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "11001001"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I would like to be assimilated because the pay is decent and there's no heavy lifting. Also, the uniforms are kinda stylin' and I noticed that all the Borg Babes have tremendous topside development, if you know what I mean. 'Better living through symbiosis,' and all that, I guess. Say, did you know that Deputy Fife from 'The Andy Griffith Show' was assimulated, also? Who'da guessed it? All that nervous fidgeting and stuff was JUST A FRONT! Also, I'd like to be assimilated because the Borg have more personality and emotional depth than I have, and I'd like to get some of that for me. Did I mention the part about no heavy lifting? That's important, also. You betcha, Dr. Yen


Thu Jan 3 14:24:30 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: mp-217-217-105.daxnet.no

BORG DESIGNATION: Eigth of Ten
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Unimatrix 01 grid 004
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Brumunddal, no state, Norway
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The Borg has reached perfection and borg vessels are some of the strongest vessels in the universe. And also to assimilate humanity


Thu Jan 3 16:43:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Halmmar
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Mal'tar 619
SPECIES: Android

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I belive the borg are the best species in the star trek universe (not including species 8472).Also cant join The 8472


Fri Jan 4 14:16:51 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: cr351842-a.lndn1.on.wave.home.com

BORG DESIGNATION: Four of Nine (Marcel)
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Borg Homeworld
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Unimatrix 01
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Irrelevant
BORG-URL: http://irrelevant

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am four of nine. I am already BORG. My purpose is to help the collective find perfection. The queen has assigned me to cube 189313423-2815-A to reassimilate seven of nine. Any more information is irrelevant.


Sun Jan 6 21:54:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: dhcp-149-173.eckerd.edu

BORG DESIGNATION: Avril
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Checkaria
SPECIES: Smurf

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Cheeseville, Denial, Atlantis
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Peabody847@excite.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I dunno, my mom says I need more structure in life.


Mon Jan 7 00:32:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: ac959af2.ipt.aol.com

BORG DESIGNATION: Jason Stahnke
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Denver Colorado USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: boombagbing@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Humanity sucks.


Mon Jan 7 17:50:31 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Kyle McBride
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Richland WA America
BORG-NET ADDRESS: none
BORG-URL: none

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I would Like to be assimilated because this would get me out of school and homework Also would like to go battle the other star ships. and gain power to my roal highness and be the most dreaded borg of all. of course i wouldnot hurt earth and voager and 7of 9 and her team mates.


Mon Jan 7 21:30:06 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: user-2inid4s.dialup.mindspring.com

BORG DESIGNATION: RANDY W. REYNOLDS
PLANET OF ORIGIN: EARTH
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: VALLEY,ALABAMA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: r-cgodsgraphics@mindspring.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed Jan 9 12:16:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Viper
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Home
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Any where I feel like being
BORG-NET ADDRESS: I still trying to steal one
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: They are cool & they will rule all of time


Thu Jan 10 13:57:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Rev. Minima Lessismore
PLANET OF ORIGIN: equivoke
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Houston,Texas,USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: julie_oliver@veritasdgc.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I'm sorry. I was looking for the bathroom and got separated from my tour group. What's this about assimilation? Does it cost extra? Do you have fresh towels because our last place was terrible. I wanted to go to Reisa but no we couldn't afford Reisa so we take the discount tour. And what's with the green lighting? That's a decoration scheme? My cousin Tildy could do a better job. No, I don't want my vocal unit disconne


Fri Jan 11 10:46:10 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Oliver
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Vulcanus
SPECIES: Vulcan

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: London
BORG-NET ADDRESS: OliverCover@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: assimilation give us perfection


Sun Jan 13 00:21:54 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Matt Boren
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Squirrel

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: WASHINGTON
BORG-NET ADDRESS: matandjuli@netzero.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I can drive a SemiTruck!


Sun Jan 13 09:00:13 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: seven
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Midlands/UK
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Sevenco1@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I have been assimilated, "Resistance is FULTILE!!" My technology will enhance that of your own ...... My technology is superior to that of the BORG ....... You will integrate your technological and biological distinctivness in to that of ours ... Resistance is futile YOU MUST COMPLY ...... 30th Century Drone 7


Sun Jan 13 15:16:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: SIX OF EIGHT ( Patrik of BORG )
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Austria
BORG-NET ADDRESS: sixofeight@gmx.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: This Question is irrelevant


Tue Jan 15 02:27:13 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: MOSES 3:16
PLANET OF ORIGIN: All & None
SPECIES: Dark Jedi

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Mission B.C. Canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: flatline2j@yahoo.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I would like to be assimilated for three reasons one: allmost unlimited knowledge two: an army of over a billion drones three: to see how futile resistance really is P.S. if anyone has pics of a borg alcove please e-mail me


Thu Jan 17 20:54:39 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 1 of 1000
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Soll
SPECIES: HAL 9000 Computer

BORG-NET ADDRESS: AL_El@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: well funny page guys *g+ someofa questions are a bit weard but why not so the reason why me wanna be assimilated well i wanna have the col voice I´m searching for the borgspeech and if someone who has the borgspeech reads this please mail to me thanks and resistnace is futile as long as there are authors out there who don´t like borg good assimilaton


Fri Jan 18 07:14:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

PLANET OF ORIGIN: snrk
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: wblm, 34/4 sglln
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: sgmml, wnrls rglkm. qdfflbs wklgz, dg nlrp? nmk! prgltz dwklrbm.


Sun Jan 20 18:09:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Tal'N'Rul
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Romus-Romulus
SPECIES: Romulan

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: RemousPrime
BORG-NET ADDRESS: spaceisblack@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because...Because...what? Assimilated? CENTURION! Pull those Warbird's sheilds UUUUUPPP ....yes the green button no,no,NO NOT THAT ONE! Uh where all those drones came from? AAAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH get me out of here........


Sun Jan 20 23:51:17 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Ingrid Joachim
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Auckland New Zealand
BORG-NET ADDRESS: mamagator@ihug.co.nz
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Words are irrelevant.


Mon Jan 21 15:29:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Lotharus
PLANET OF ORIGIN: unknown
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because I want to work with a good Operating System, they can save us from Windows!!!!


Wed Jan 23 15:42:04 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Abby Edrini
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Um... I think its pretty obvious... U need a life....
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Drexel University, Philadelphia
BORG-NET ADDRESS: aeresisedrini@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://www.geocities.com/aeresis

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Omg... U people need lives... Please tell me that this is not for real... UFL.EDU? University of Florida? Whatever... Why do I want to be assimilated? So I will never have the urge to look out my window and see reality...


Wed Jan 23 20:54:13 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: I do not have a name
PLANET OF ORIGIN: I have no home
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: none
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Fruitjar16@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because, "Resistance is futile."


Thu Jan 24 22:59:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Paul Palmer
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: maxwell texas usa
BORG-NET ADDRESS: ppalmer@sanmarcos.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Fri Jan 25 02:14:15 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Selek
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Vulcan
SPECIES: Vulcan

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Tulsa,OK
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: It is inevitable. All will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. (big smile)


Sat Jan 26 21:29:00 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Chip
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Microsoft
SPECIES: HAL 9000 Computer

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: 1001001010110101011
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Latro_dectus@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "11001001"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because Dave doesn't like us.


Tue Jan 29 03:23:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Ghyliki
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Stryvine Prime
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Wheeler, Wisconsin, United States of America
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jonson348@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because.


Tue Jan 29 08:32:10 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: bvm
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: England
BORG-NET ADDRESS: bvm79@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am a 17 year old male, and I want to achieve Borg Perfection. I want to help bridge the gap between humanity and Borg, and feel that the best way to do this is to give my body and mind freely and voluntarily to the Borg. I want to benefit from such characteristics as cybernetic implants, exoplating, and being part of the Hive Mind. I understand that once I am assimilated, I will completely and permanently lose all sense of individuality and identity, and I fully accept this. Please e-mail me as soon as possible, with instructions of what to do to be assimilated. I WILL BE BORG.


Tue Jan 29 13:37:47 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Abbadon
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Eye of Terror
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Morpeth/Northumberland/United Kingdom
BORG-NET ADDRESS: gamesguru51@AOL.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: they are cool


Tue Jan 29 15:37:30 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Stephen Grimsey
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Basildon, Essex, UK
BORG-NET ADDRESS: s-t-e-p-h-e-n@blueyonder.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Having one train of thought is lonely, I need more minds!!


Wed Jan 30 09:52:57 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Clyde Tucker
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Terra Firma
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Dayton, OH USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cetucker@hotmail.com; ctucker@greeneccc.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize! Ooooooo! Does it come in any other color than black?


Wed Jan 30 09:58:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Data of Lore
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Terra Firma
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Dayton, OH USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cetucker@hotmail.com; ctucker@greeneccc.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize! Ooooooo! Does it come in any other color than black?


Wed Jan 30 19:40:16 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES:

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?:
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?:
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?:
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed Jan 30 19:55:32 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed Jan 30 20:05:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: GM
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Asguard Homeworld
SPECIES: Predator

BORG-NET ADDRESS: spliff_monsta_101@yahoo.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: We Are The Borg, Reasons Are Irrelevant


Wed Jan 30 23:06:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed Jan 30 23:19:54 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: capitan_k
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: BUENOS AIRES
BORG-NET ADDRESS: CAPITAN_K@HOTMAIL.COM
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: TODAS LAS PERSONAS DE ESTE MUNDO Y DE ESOS CUATRO MIL


Wed Jan 30 23:27:58 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: CULUS RUPTUS_CARLOS
PLANET OF ORIGIN: TIERRA
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: BUENOS AIRES
BORG-NET ADDRESS: champiolin@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: all.-


Wed Jan 30 23:32:21 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: carlos tapia (culus ruptus)
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: buenos aires
BORG-NET ADDRESS: champiolin@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: all.-


Thu Jan 31 00:18:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Khylaren
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Seattle, WA USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Khylaren@earthlink.net
BORG-URL: http://www.geocities.com/khylaren

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I don't want to have to ever worry about deciding what to wear to work.


Thu Jan 31 19:11:15 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Q
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Everywhere, yet Nowhere
SPECIES: Q

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Mon Feb 4 12:15:55 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Viper of 5
PLANET OF ORIGIN: None
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: None
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: BORG RULE ALL


Wed Feb 6 03:02:24 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Luitenant Arik Hasen
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Terratendra Colony near Deep Space 5
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Federation Starship Excalibur Deck 4 Section 21 Alpha
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Starfleet Sub-Space Frequency 001674 Beta
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I possess superior knowlegde of Section 31 a highly covert operation deep within starfleet. I have a level 7 rating in temporal machanics, and can decomply a dilithium matrix. I current have had intimate relations with a Bolian and a Nossicain, they cannot resist my cybernetically inhanced penis.


Thu Feb 7 01:20:58 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Va[M]PiRe
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Transylvania
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Shah Alam
BORG-NET ADDRESS: crawlercreepy@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am "Q" you will not assimilate me. I could snap my fingers and send you to oblivion. Also do you know where Seven is?


Thu Feb 7 01:58:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: jason barfield
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: BORG

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Thu Feb 7 16:19:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: MDform
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Droid

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: colonial hieghts VA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: mdform@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because I want to assimilate the whole federation!It's been beating us up ever since columbus discovered america!Besides,RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.I want to assimilate columbus,too so he will assimilate america and not discover it and then,countless OTHER worlds!Then,the new borg drones will rise up and assimilate homer and R2-D2 and Obi-Wan etc. And THAT is why I want to be assimilated.


Fri Feb 8 22:00:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Names are irrelavent
PLANET OF ORIGIN: origin is irrelevent
SPECIES: HAL 9000 Computer

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: irrelevent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: trystan_stet@hotmail.com, also irrelevent
BORG-URL: http://irrelevent.irv

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Resistance is futile, You will assimilate me. One, i am borg material and two i know how to create borg nanoids. I am a prime choice or at least we think so.


Sun Feb 10 16:45:56 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Domino of Borg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Irrelavent
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Irrelavent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: irrelavent
BORG-URL: echo1.topcities.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Cuz then I could have those little cords on my hand so I could assimilate everyone :D


Sun Feb 10 17:02:15 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: A
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Terra
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Boothwyn/PA/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nenarjynx@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "11001001"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: A collective consciousness is far superior to individual ones.


Tue Feb 12 15:47:40 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: UNKNOWN
PLANET OF ORIGIN: UNKNOWN
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: UNKNOWN
BORG-NET ADDRESS: UNKNOWN
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Assimilation is irrelevant.


Tue Feb 12 15:57:40 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: AA42754-3423
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Tue Feb 12 15:57:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Tue Feb 12 16:06:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: AA2745-6743B
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Assembley matrix
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Assembley matrix
BORG-NET ADDRESS: E-mail adress is futile.
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to play with the guns and see if I hit something.I'd probably assimilate the whole starship if it hits...


Wed Feb 13 03:38:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: COMMAND DRONE TEELFRATS
PLANET OF ORIGIN: SUPER Q BORG COLLECTIVE
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: MINOT/ND/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: teelfrats@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: WE ARE THE SUPER Q BORG FROM THE YEAR 9468 AD.


Wed Feb 13 15:31:43 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: sam hadley
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Q;nos
SPECIES: Klingon

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: stava core
BORG-NET ADDRESS: samhadley@onetel.net.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i am the beging the end the one who is many the one who brings order to caos typing is such a primative for of conversatoin


Wed Feb 13 16:16:40 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Daz
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Fluidic space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Exmouth
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Don.fensom@btinternet.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Species 8472 Can't at this minute be asimilated I am in disguise oops!


Thu Feb 14 16:25:52 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jean-Francois Paradis
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Jonquière/Québec/Canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: paradis_jean_francois@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to be assimilated for many reasons. First of all, I want to protect and serve the collective, as a drone it will be possible. Then, I want to assimilate the Earth, so the human race will understand how weak their body is. There's also the fact that human body is week, assimilation will provide me a few major advantages (like adapting to phasers). Being assimilated to the collective will also give me the chance to learn the maximum amount of information in a very short time. Finally, being assimilated will give me a perfect opportunity to get rid of those damn irrationnal emotions. Jean-Francois Paradis


Fri Feb 15 14:18:57 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Angelus of Borg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Sunnydale, California USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: engelaufliebe@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I already am....


Sat Feb 16 16:06:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Michael Bosscha
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Driehuis/North-holland/The Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: michael_bosscha@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: It look's cool to me to be one and share my thoughts with the collective


Tue Feb 19 08:38:07 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 1 of 1
PLANET OF ORIGIN: (...)
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: (...)
BORG-NET ADDRESS: (...)
BORG-URL: (...)

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: WORDS ARE IRRELEVANT


Wed Feb 20 07:57:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: George Stephenson
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: England
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The borg are perfection


Thu Feb 21 13:17:24 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: JASON MORAN
PLANET OF ORIGIN: EARTH
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: LONDON ENGLAND
BORG-NET ADDRESS: TOPSHAGER@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: because i want borg perfection


Thu Feb 21 17:23:00 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: electrionic entery
PLANET OF ORIGIN: some were in space
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: colyton
BORG-NET ADDRESS: sonnybigwood@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i an a electronic entery and i an stuck in borg space and i can't be assimerlated and not on the operations how many borg for the light blub the coulded with out our help, and i a ship was follering mei would go to the main computer and deactervate all systems including life suppourt and if a kilgon came to me i would frie him like a shrot cicrcit,and i and the rest of electrick will never be assimilated o desroyed or comtrolled BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ


Thu Feb 21 20:39:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Palp
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Planet 968502
SPECIES: Chocolate

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Irrelevant

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Wanting is irrelevant.I will be assimilated.


Tue Feb 26 00:19:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Neo
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Irrelevent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: drneoxh@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to be assimilated because I desire PERFECTION. with the Collective, nothing is left to chance, no inefficient allocation of time, resorceses, or personel. The Collective has the ultimate in logistics! There are no territorial border disputes or even quarels between drones. Everyone gets along. There is a harmony among worlds for over 7,000 light-years in every direction in Borg space. I want to spread the peace of the Borg to the farthest reaches of the galaxy and then to other galaxies, and so on. I want the Milky Way to be engulfed by the 'Pax Technologica'. And besides, as you guys are so fond of saying: "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"...


Tue Feb 26 23:42:54 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: jmborg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: terra
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jmborg606@excite.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: writing is irrelevant..comply!


Wed Feb 27 06:06:45 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Chris Adams
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Denver/Co/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cadams13@uswest.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to be assimilated because I believe a combo of Human and Borg is the future of mankind..


Wed Feb 27 15:01:41 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: John
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Human

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: New York City
BORG-NET ADDRESS: towerjohn@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: assimilation kicks ass


Thu Feb 28 09:00:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Rob G
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: indianapolis IN US
BORG-NET ADDRESS: simrobert@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: You'll find out.


Thu Feb 28 18:12:36 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Elius
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Nodmiller@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I love the borg, Ever scince I've seen Star trek, first contact I daydream that there is a colective Out there,somewere. And that I would someday beassimilated by them


Thu Feb 28 18:21:27 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: CurzioBorg3d5
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Unimatrix Italy
SPECIES: Centauri

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Sector: Rome
BORG-NET ADDRESS: curzioborg@tin.it
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because i will be the best and perfect drone in the Colletcive !!


Fri Mar 1 08:01:37 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Richard Starkey
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Mars
SPECIES: Dark Jedi

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: England
BORG-NET ADDRESS: iamnutts@mad.scientist.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am Mad !!!!!


Fri Mar 1 23:06:32 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Elius of Borg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Tibericon
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Unknown
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nodmiller@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Explanation is irrelivent.You Must comply


Sat Mar 2 21:19:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jake
PLANET OF ORIGIN: X
SPECIES: Human

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Port Costa, Kalifornia...Amerika
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cowboi54@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am designed for this purpose!


Mon Mar 4 21:24:08 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: bubba
PLANET OF ORIGIN: terra
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: memphis/tn/usa
BORG-NET ADDRESS: bubba-wan@directvinternet.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed Mar 6 17:56:29 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Ben
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Fluidic Space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Conecticut
BORG-NET ADDRESS: BBS11868@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Becuase I strive for perfection!


Wed Mar 6 22:26:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Fri Mar 8 20:25:42 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sat Mar 9 18:36:01 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Merthez
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Draconia
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: UK
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: My biological and technological advancments will be added to their own. Resistance is futile.


Sun Mar 10 13:49:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: icemaiden
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: uk
BORG-NET ADDRESS: stacy1uk@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: seems like a cool thing to do and it's something to do through the cold winter months and dark nights!!!!


Tue Mar 12 13:30:25 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: tha rooth
SPECIES: Predator

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: long beach california
BORG-NET ADDRESS: KidIT175@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I love the borg. they are the ultimite species, and will assimilate all species. I wish to better myself by beaing added to the colective. you must asymilate me. Reistance is futile!


Tue Mar 12 13:57:10 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Adam Parris
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: long beach california
BORG-NET ADDRESS: KidIT175@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: To be borg is to be perfect. we wish to better ourselves, you must assimilate us, resistance is futile. lower our shields and overtake our vesal. we will adapt so service you.


Tue Mar 12 18:23:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 3 of 3 (Elius of borg)
PLANET OF ORIGIN: sauk rapids
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: 1945 (benton) Cube 57
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nodmiller@yahoo.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: explination is irrelivent


Wed Mar 13 16:50:03 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Brian Woods
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earh
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: coventry
BORG-NET ADDRESS: G7MNT@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am a diabetic, high blood presher, asmatic, eye damage, liver damage,nerve ending damage, 34 years self taught knolage in my trade, work with tounger no all brain dead wankers. why I seek what they seek.


Thu Mar 14 07:48:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: TWAT FEATURES
PLANET OF ORIGIN: TWATIQUAS
SPECIES: Spider

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: RRRRRRRRRRR
BORG-NET ADDRESS: REYRDHFDC
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ


Thu Mar 14 19:02:33 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Steve Green
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Android

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Birmingham west mids england
BORG-NET ADDRESS: steven@wizkidsteven.fsnet.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I Am 1 of 9 terciary adjunct of unimatrix zero one your distinctiveness will be added to our own


Thu Mar 14 23:57:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Meneks
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Way Out There
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: United States
BORG-URL: http://bspace.freeshell.org

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Nah, too late.


Fri Mar 15 12:46:42 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: jbmborg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: euclid,ohio
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jmunici@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i do not like amy races ,i hate all


Fri Mar 15 19:06:42 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Three of nine
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Fluiditic Space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Delta Quodrent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: lysiaofborg@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://www.guilmonshome.cjb.net

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Knowledge is irrelevent, you will be assimilated


Sun Mar 17 09:28:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: N<#>
PLANET OF ORIGIN: FLUIDIC SPACE
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: LEICESTER/LEICS/UK
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nickleicester24@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: BECAUSE RESISTANCE IS FUTILE


Sun Mar 17 20:34:21 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Admiral Weyoun
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Boenen/NRW/Germany
BORG-NET ADDRESS: admin@coolweyoun.de
BORG-URL: http://www.fsc-clan.de

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: INDIVIDUALITY IS IRRELEVANT


Mon Mar 18 21:19:43 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Cali Hall
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Seattle, Washington
BORG-NET ADDRESS: noone@nsnl.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Tue Mar 19 15:54:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Turtle
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Deep River, Iowa, United States
BORG-NET ADDRESS: turtle_on_crack@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ia/squeakyspage

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Just Because!


Tue Mar 19 18:32:51 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 3rd of 8
SPECIES: BORG

BORG-URL: http://none

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Gimme break////


Thu Mar 21 12:49:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Robert Mueller
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Magdeburg/Saxony-Anhalt/Germany
BORG-NET ADDRESS: gatac@web.de
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The sheer thought of cybernetic enhancement makes me all warm and fuzzy. What do I need hands for anyway if I don't have to type any longer ? Also, I'm a sucker for good body armor - no more running away from street thugs. Then, the collective. Oh baby, that's like being able to surf the net on a T3 24/7. No more lonely nights for this future drone. But I guess the foremost reason is that I really, really despise the Federation - and let's face it, if you want to get away with attacking them, you have to be Borg. After all, Borg are beyond being mere enemies - they are quasi-mythical superior beings, godlike in their powers and constantly getting better ! Why would anyone NOT want to sign up with you guys ? In any event, if all your drones are busy and stuff, send me a few nanobots and I'll inject them myself.


Sat Mar 23 18:12:21 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Moia Wolf
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Ferulle
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Jule, MD, USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: moia_wolf@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Cuz it sounds like an interesting proposition.


Mon Mar 25 01:26:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Count Henrich R Von Landsberg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Tau'ri
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: London UK
BORG-NET ADDRESS: xwolf359@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://hometown.aol.co.uk/xwolf359/homepage.html

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am imperfect. Assimilate me so I can be one, perfect. I long for the comfort of the hive. I want to give my knowledge and experience to the Collective. My life is their life. My survival is their survival.


Mon Mar 25 06:28:16 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: three of twelve
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: rvdstoep@worldonlin.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am a borg


Mon Mar 25 16:35:01 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 9 of 200
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Tertiary adjunct of unimatrix zero one
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: we are the borg lower your sheilds and surrender your ships, we will add your biological and technilogical distinctivness to our own, your culture will adapt to service us. RESISTANCE IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN FUTILE!


Mon Mar 25 17:44:52 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Mon Mar 25 18:45:31 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: BEING BORD IS RELEVANT!!!


Tue Mar 26 15:22:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: David Schulz
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Alpha Centuri
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Craftsbury common VT 05827
BORG-NET ADDRESS: fedex64@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed Mar 27 00:34:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because Resistance Is Futile


Wed Mar 27 15:40:29 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: ArmondoSC
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Potecolonmaharteli
SPECIES: Predator

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Koli/Morhatti/Kempocum
BORG-NET ADDRESS: ArmondoSC@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Hey, I got to make a living to.


Wed Mar 27 16:10:08 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Cory Fricke
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Tribble

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Bloomingdale, IL 60108
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cfricke@email.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Resistance is Futile!! We have no choice! We must gather more for the collective while there is still time!


Wed Mar 27 21:52:53 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: VJameslucjr
PLANET OF ORIGIN: none
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: none
BORG-NET ADDRESS: vjameslucjr@go.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I too am in pursute of perfection. I wish to gain all knowledge. So far I have acheived 1/864024381 of this goal. I will be your drone in exchange for your knowledge. In a trillion years or so, when the big crunch occurs, I'll continue my quest as I have for seventeen universes. The only problem is, with each new universe there is a new definition of "all knowledge."


Thu Mar 28 20:19:22 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 8472
PLANET OF ORIGIN: fluidic space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

BORG-NET ADDRESS: lysiaofborg@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://www.guilmonshome.cjb.net

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Resistance is futile!


Thu Mar 28 22:39:29 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: DeOrigin
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Terro Incognito
SPECIES: Vegan

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: ?????
BORG-NET ADDRESS: twitch00111@cs.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Assimilated????? We've not come to be assimilated! We've come to clear the video frequencies of distortion, for the truth shall be reveiled as to the origin of the Borg! Resistance is futile!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fri Mar 29 12:03:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: jay cee
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: Human

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: nc
BORG-NET ADDRESS: liljc27106@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: perfection is our goal


Fri Mar 29 23:09:53 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: DOUGLAS of HARTLEY
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth/Sol System/Alpha Quadrant/Milky Way galaxy/3rd dimension
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Edmonton/Alberta/Canada/North America/Western Hemisphere/Northern Hemisphere/Earth/Sol System/Alpha Quadrant/Milky Way galaxy/3rd dimension
BORG-NET ADDRESS: indiana_t perywinkle@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I AM Q. WE ARE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMULATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. NOTHING CAN STOP "Q of 1".


Sat Mar 30 01:46:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: What ever Number I'm Assigned
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Bob
SPECIES: Dinosaur (Generic)

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Area 51/New Mexico/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Sword_ouch@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: none

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: CHECKMATE, Borg win!


Sat Mar 30 13:08:03 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Zeth
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Unkown
SPECIES: Predator

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Sweden

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: ANSWER IS IRRELEVANT!


Mon Apr 1 11:00:16 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Freakie Luís
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Freakland 2e/371b
SPECIES: Wookie

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Freakie Imperium
BORG-NET ADDRESS: th3freakie@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://FreakAndGenius.com.sapo.pt

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The Freakie Imperium, represented by myself seeks prefection. It's been hard because even if the 6 Great Gods Of Freakland are themselfs perfect, the vast people that considers them as gods are (poor bastards..) very... let's say "less then perfect". The Borg are the only logical continuation of our evolution.


Tue Apr 2 05:41:21 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Drone 2592722093705
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Germany
BORG-NET ADDRESS: kurisu_g@yahoo.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because the Klingons suck!


Tue Apr 2 10:54:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: craig cornwell
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Uranus
SPECIES: Smurf

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: UK
BORG-NET ADDRESS: craig.cornwell@timeslice.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed Apr 3 11:50:45 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Kevin
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Portland/Oregon/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: kcoday@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed Apr 3 11:56:56 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Thu Apr 4 11:37:39 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Darcy
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Portland, OR USA
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: because


Thu Apr 4 19:02:15 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: David Van Gorder
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: San Diego, CA, USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: dwvg15@san.rr.com
BORG-URL: n/a

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I love the borg, ever since I saw Star Trek: First Contact, I wanted to be assimilated. I can do great things for the Collective...if I am assimilated.


Sat Apr 6 05:05:11 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 8 of 10
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: WE ARE BORG
BORG-NET ADDRESS: WE ARE BORG
BORG-URL: WE ARE BORG

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!! we have been assimaleted, we are borg!!!


Sat Apr 6 17:31:00 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Six of Seventeen
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Crenim Home World
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 7, Subjunction 1
BORG-NET ADDRESS: devlin_ian_@hotmail.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I have already been assimilated: I have acheived perfection. Writing this is irrelevant, we have one mind.


Mon Apr 8 20:34:35 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Matt Beinemann
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Sheboygan/ WI/ USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: beinmr21@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Resistence is Futile. I will be assimilated into the collective sooner or later. Why not just join?


Thu Apr 11 20:23:05 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: paul gray
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: wagga wagga nsw australia
BORG-NET ADDRESS: graystrimshop@dingoblue.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Thu Apr 11 20:32:38 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: paul gray
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: wagga wagga nsw oz
BORG-NET ADDRESS: graystrimshop@dingoblue.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: never know if you dont tri it,could be fun


Sat Apr 13 20:42:34 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Darth Boing
PLANET OF ORIGIN: That big round one in the middle of space.
SPECIES: Dark Jedi

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Not anymore, I destroyed them
BORG-NET ADDRESS: raylampert@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Well, my guidance counselor told me that my I had real promise for a career in marketing, restaurant management or galactic domination. I tried marketing for a while, but my boss was way too lenient, I had too much "off" time, and I just felt like an independent individual rather than some soulless cog in a machine. Restaurant management seemed promising, but I couldn't get over the fact all these people were coming to us, and then we just let them leave rather than injecting them with gene-mutating nanoprobes! Given my interest in high technology, my willingness to work with others, and a desire to inspire terror in the minds of all other sentient beings, working for Microsoft seemed a good idea. Unfortunately they weren't hiring at the time. So the life of a Borg seems like a fitting career. How are your retirement packages? Oh wait...I don't want to retire!


Sun Apr 14 00:29:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: dude
PLANET OF ORIGIN: big monkey
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: fkdls/kd/fieudy
BORG-NET ADDRESS: omega_359@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The reason i want to be assimilated is because well im bored and my life sucks so i said do myself what the hell, if im a borg then i will have something to do every day and well it will suck but at least i wont be boreg


Sun Apr 14 20:34:56 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jeff Jacoby
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Uknown
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Bradenton/FL/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: phoenixj@tampabay.rr.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Sounded like fun at the time...beats working at CIRCA!


Mon Apr 15 12:31:04 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Seth
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Florence,Alabama
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Nirvana1718
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The Borg are the closest thing to perfect. Why wouldn't I want to be assimilated?


Mon Apr 15 14:05:55 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Cliff Coffield
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Redding California USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cgc195@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: one of maney so preferd to this


Tue Apr 16 08:04:20 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Stephen Wilson
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Regula 9
SPECIES: Q

BORG-NET ADDRESS: scw1981@btinternet.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Just Do It!


Tue Apr 16 15:37:20 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Rudy Santacroce
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: G'ville
BORG-NET ADDRESS: santarp@shands.ufl.edu
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: It feels SOOOO good!


Tue Apr 16 16:29:56 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: OTHER

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Tue Apr 16 16:59:48 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: Hornet

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed Apr 17 05:43:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: enzo
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: belgium
BORG-NET ADDRESS: enne@belgacom.net
BORG-URL: http://dwmc.fateback.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: borg are cool


Thu Apr 18 17:48:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Andrew
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: Betazoid

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: chicago,il,Us
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Fri Apr 19 08:10:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: duanegoodman
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: Vulcan

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: north devon
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jamesbondduane@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: beacuse borg are cool


Fri Apr 19 10:12:58 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Anthony Fairhurst
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Vulcan
SPECIES: Vulcan

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Wigan/Greater manchester/England
BORG-NET ADDRESS: viper11633@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Well, the borg are the most feared race in the startrek universe, they have the most advanced technology, they have thousands of light years of territory, only 1 species can truly resist the borg (species 8472), all species fear them, i want to better myself and join the quest for perfection, i also want to see humanity assimilated.


Fri Apr 19 18:57:06 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: One
PLANET OF ORIGIN: //
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Unomatrix 02
BORG-NET ADDRESS: leos@net.hr

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: We are borg,we are prfect,you will be assimilated you will be perfect!


Sat Apr 20 20:13:52 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Locutus
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Unknown
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

BORG-NET ADDRESS: wingchun0@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: With mi vost nolage of spalling i will increes our chanses of obtaning perfecshen!


Sun Apr 21 19:39:16 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: IAK SAHKOTH
PLANET OF ORIGIN: EARTH
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: OAK VIEW/CALIFORNIA/U.S.A.
BORG-NET ADDRESS: pantydivision@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: RESISTENCE IS FUTILE, SO MIGHT AS WELL GET A HEAD START, AND DAMN THE BORG QUEEN IS HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tue Apr 23 06:10:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 8 of 10
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Irrelivent
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Irrelivent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: irrelivent
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: assimilation is irrelivent. we are the borg


Tue Apr 23 06:12:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Homer of Borg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: planet of the donuts
SPECIES: Dominion

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: the land of chocolate
BORG-NET ADDRESS: marc.potts@taw.org.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: mmm..... Borg


Tue Apr 23 08:38:39 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Lecutis of Borg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: irrelivent
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Irrelivent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: lecutis@cube#21.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: we are the borg. surrender your ship and prepare to be assimilated. resistance is futile. we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. prepare to be assimilated.

Thu Apr 25 09:21:35 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: BORG

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i like the borg!


Thu Apr 25 10:16:43 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: kangaroony
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Myass
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: UK DONKEY MAN
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Kangaroony@terragenearth.com
BORG-URL: http://www.terragenearth.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Thu Apr 25 10:19:23 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: kangaroony
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Myass
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: UK DONKEY MAN
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Kangaroony@terragenearth.com
BORG-URL: http://www.terragenearth.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I belive that I am the only sentien 8472 that wants to help the borg


Thu Apr 25 15:46:58 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Kat
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Antwerp, Belgium
BORG-NET ADDRESS: katje98@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thu Apr 25 23:03:06 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 31 of 5
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Nova
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Amsterdam
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jalive@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to reach perfection. Only thru the perfect Borg civilization can it be reached.


Sun Apr 28 07:31:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: grobbel
PLANET OF ORIGIN: vulcan
SPECIES: SPECIES 3259 - Vulcans

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: geldrop/NB/The Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: grobbel@stack.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I have prepared for assimilation all my life. If you won't come to me to assimilate me, i will come to you for assimilation. Oh, and i want to get access to the borg phonebook so i can get 7of9 unimatrix 01's number. message ends.


Mon Apr 29 16:27:29 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 4 of 6
PLANET OF ORIGIN: My mum said it was under a Gooseberry bush!!!
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Second Star to the right
BORG-NET ADDRESS: kevirc@butchhomi.freeserve.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: It has a greater depth of realism than the Mickey Mouse Club


Tue Apr 30 04:17:54 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Nikolai Melkhori
PLANET OF ORIGIN: New T'Zaris
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Albuquerque, NM/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: tangentslayer@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because it is the only logical course of action. I know that resistance is futile, so I wish to be assimilated.


Tue Apr 30 11:02:58 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Rikx David Valkire
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Betazed
SPECIES: Betazoid

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Ktaria
BORG-NET ADDRESS: dhoffryn19@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed May 1 14:54:07 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Wed May 1 15:55:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Israel David Coleman
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: LA/CA/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: mmx7009@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I have studied the Borg for years and I like what I see, plus I think I can help improve the Borg assimilation tehniques and I think I now know how to defeat the Federation! Please! let me in! I can help!. Respectfully, Submitted Israel


Thu May 2 18:10:07 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Q
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Planet? I come from the Q Continuum.
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: QQQQQ Q, QQQ in Q Continuum
BORG-NET ADDRESS: pramsey@skyenet.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because I want a whole lot of other friends who are omnipotent, like I am.


Fri May 3 16:19:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: timothy bucy
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: Trill

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: santa cruz, ca 95003
BORG-NET ADDRESS: tbucy3@excite.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: it is irrelevant


Fri May 3 16:20:56 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: timothy bucy
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: Trill

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: santa cruz, ca 95003
BORG-NET ADDRESS: tbucy3@excite.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: it is irrelevant


Sat May 4 01:36:25 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Nikki
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Cat

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Shawnee, Ok, USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nschawo@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: hmmm...i'll have to think about that for a while...


Sat May 4 09:57:39 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Process
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Android

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Waterbury/CT/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: xtremhocky79@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to be assimilated for the borg's excellent dental plan.


Sat May 4 22:42:40 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Kristin "Trip" Kuffner
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Betazed
SPECIES: Betazoid

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Smiley/Saskatchewan/Canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: waterfall2110@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://trinneer.tripod.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: 4000 words or less is irrelevant, The Borg are cool!


Sun May 5 22:32:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: WarBorg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Romania/Brasov
BORG-NET ADDRESS: WarBorg@steaua.com
BORG-URL: http://www.TheBorg.go.ro

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Well it is my drem to be a Borg and I really like the Borg I olso made a very interesting bot for IRC to put on my channel #TheBorg on undernet server and it has all the borg activites integrated in it its very cool so what im sayng is I LIKE THE BORG and I WANT TO BE ASSIMILATED because I love THE BORG !!!


Tue May 7 04:55:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Zeruel
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Manila
BORG-NET ADDRESS: eggmigs@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: n/a

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because it is futile to resist.


Tue May 7 14:30:39 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: paul duquette
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: locutus9ofborg
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i have alway been borg at heart. i know everything about them.i wish to be assimulated.


Tue May 7 14:35:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: unknown death
PLANET OF ORIGIN: ?
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: bio city
BORG-NET ADDRESS: unknown_death123@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: so i dont have to think or us my brain ever again


Tue May 7 15:59:47 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Ferdinand Toro
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Orion
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Jacksonville, Fl. usa
BORG-NET ADDRESS: techone007@startrek.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I wish to be a part of a greater presence then myself. It always seems to me that I will never be alone. To be part of a group mind, things will get done faster.


Tue May 7 19:21:51 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Timothy delaGuerre
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Philippines
BORG-NET ADDRESS: tagasilab@hotpop.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "11001001"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Explanations are futile.


Wed May 8 00:07:45 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: scott
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: australia
BORG-NET ADDRESS: sevenofnine@microtech.com.au
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: being assimilated would be the coolest thing, never have to be lonley ans always some one to listen to!


Wed May 8 17:43:30 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Bob
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Bob
SPECIES: Dark Jedi

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: The Shadows
BORG-NET ADDRESS: We Have no E-mail
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I would like to know who killed Kennedy. If you assimilate all that you see and share all knowledge, you must have some government official who knows who killed Kennedy. I would like to know if the killing of Kennedy was a communist project. And if Bill Clinton in office was a communist project. They could easily do that. Well anyway, asimmilate me. No, wait, I change my mind, Heeeeeeeeeeelp!


Wed May 8 20:31:14 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Locutas
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Melbourne/ Victoria/ Australia
BORG-NET ADDRESS: locutas@kangan.com.au
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am Locutas of BORG. Resistance is Futile. Your life as it has been is over. Your biological and technological destinctivness will be added to our own. ALL WILL BECOME ONE WITH THE BORG............


Sat May 11 00:52:35 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 6 of 22
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Borg Home World
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: New Zealand
BORG-NET ADDRESS: gigerborg@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Assimilation makes me hot!


Tue May 14 04:54:40 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: herbert
PLANET OF ORIGIN: venus
SPECIES: Elephant

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: dueren,germany
BORG-NET ADDRESS: herb4good@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: because I like to be one mans only one for good times also with ours !"


Thu May 16 15:49:33 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: charlie
PLANET OF ORIGIN: fluetic space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cmackenzie_biggs@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ab6/kioshin

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The borg are no match for species 8472 fesistance in that case I think whould be far from futile. Species 8472 would crush the borg.


Fri May 17 17:22:11 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Sue Eshelman
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: shade ohio usa
BORG-NET ADDRESS: dragonwulf@core.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sat May 18 00:09:06 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Sergei Sibagatov
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Antares@sympatico.ca
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Words are irrelevant.


Sun May 19 10:26:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Trip English
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Vulcan
SPECIES: SPECIES 3259 - Vulcans

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Indiana, U.S.A.
BORG-NET ADDRESS: english@federationspace@zzn.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: My ship is to slow.


Sun May 19 10:34:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Lumbacca
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Kashyyyk
SPECIES: Wookie

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Chino Hills/California/United States
BORG-NET ADDRESS: bravetigerkid@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://www.federation-space.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am A big BORG fan and my wookie strength would help a lot in overpowering klingons. I consider myself the Star Trek geek!!!


Sun May 19 10:40:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Q
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Q Continuim
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Q Continuim, space
BORG-NET ADDRESS: josh@federationspace.zzn.com
BORG-URL: http://www.federationspace-rpg.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The BORG are the best. With my Q powers we will be unstopable!


Sun May 19 11:39:21 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: mark wilcockson
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: ma
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun May 19 11:42:34 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: mark wilcockson
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: mansfield,notts,england
BORG-NET ADDRESS: mark.wilco@tiscali.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: resistance is futile.


Mon May 20 14:21:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: We are Aaron Agassi
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Somerville MA 02143-1710
BORG-NET ADDRESS: agassi@erols.com
BORG-URL: http://www.beam.to/fooltrek

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Inept writing mars the perfection of the Universe. Perfection cannot be attained without rudimentary fiction writing competency. Bad fanfic persistence is futile! That is why 'Star Trek: The Ship of Fools' at http://www.beam.to/foolquest includes the tools and guides for collective fiction writing that may be directly access and assimilated at http://www.foolquest.com/brainstorm.htm You will comply.


Mon May 20 16:03:58 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Xion
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Cascade Locks, Oregon, US
BORG-NET ADDRESS: morphgodling@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I would like to be assimilated because it would be the perfect expression of who I am. I use computers all the time and I can not wait until we have DNI's but hey if I am BORG then I will not have to worry about it.


Thu May 23 12:21:45 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: RT
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Guess!
SPECIES: First One

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Indiana / USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: taylor3216@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Saw your photos. You have a fantastic body!


Sat May 25 08:26:08 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Mon May 27 16:59:51 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Coda Fasprin
PLANET OF ORIGIN: UNKNOWN
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

BORG-NET ADDRESS: redaler
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The BORG RULE!


Mon May 27 17:50:57 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: BORG QUEEN
PLANET OF ORIGIN: nexus
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: BORG HOME LAND
BORG-NET ADDRESS: dawnmitchell4@bolt.com
BORG-URL: http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/folklore/index.html

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am the Borg queen , I have been found. re assimilated by the borg after being awakened 1000 years from the masters of Borg creatures ! i AM a new and more power full higher mind IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE ALREADY BORG.


Thu May 30 00:48:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Michelle Curits
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Long Beach, California, USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: darktigress1167@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Tue Jun 4 01:31:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Ben
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Michigan of U.S.A.
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Beerhero@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Perfecction should be the ultimate goal for any species.


Tue Jun 4 14:23:48 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Calpurnius
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Moon
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Luna Luxury Land
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Calpurnius@borgmail.borg
BORG-URL: http://www.microborg.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I NEED TO ADAPT


Wed Jun 5 00:17:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Ian
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Xenomorph

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Chewelah
BORG-NET ADDRESS: keeb_da_elf@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://keebdaelf.tripod.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: This page rocks for just being here. The Borg Collective will rule the universe, it is the perfect way of life.. viva la borg.


Wed Jun 5 12:24:32 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: Vulcan

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: So i dont have to get a job


Fri Jun 7 10:43:01 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Kosh
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Vorlos
SPECIES: Vorlon

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Montreal/Quebec/Canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Borg_00001@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I will be of service to the collective


Sat Jun 8 02:53:36 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: vince silmon
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 3259 - Vulcans

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: denton/texas/usa
BORG-NET ADDRESS: justvinontx@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I strive for perfection by bringing order to chaos.


Wed Jun 12 01:02:37 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: lamarvin steele
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: dallas,tx unitedstates
BORG-NET ADDRESS: salaamhakeem@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: personal reasons


Wed Jun 12 23:44:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Cervo Starke
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Omakrom 3
SPECIES: Android

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Alpha Sector / Dominus Division / Starke Cybernetics Institute
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cervo02@hotmail.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: ASSIMILATION IS IRRELVANT. FEDERATION TECHNOLOGY IS INFERIOR. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. THE COLLECTIVE WILL ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION. SURRENDER YOUR DOUGHNUTS AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED ( hehe, just ran out of borg stuff to say ).


Thu Jun 13 16:01:06 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: to fuck everyone!


Thu Jun 13 17:33:01 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: delta niner of borg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: unimatrix zero one
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: everywhere

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i am already assimilated


Sat Jun 15 01:37:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because!!!


Sat Jun 15 06:08:07 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: seeitandeatit
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Doughnutarius
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Milton Keynes/Buckinghamshire/England
BORG-NET ADDRESS: daleroyle@yahoo.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I can eat my own bodyweight in condensed milk, this alone should prove my worthiness!!!. Ass mili dated, yeah! i was the ass Mili dated!! and you know what?. Not just anyone get's to stroke the devils undershirt on the first date!!!. Shhhh!! i can hear the shuffling gait of Matron approaching. Time is now drawing short. As i an unable to type faster, this being due to the tightness of the jackets straps, and the keyboard is now becoming slippery with my nasal muscus, i must make haste and prepare for my medication!!. Until the next time............be safe


Sat Jun 15 10:37:31 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 1of5
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Sealinsgrove,pa USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: rwheeles2000@yahoo.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to be assimulated becuse I want to know how the borg work and assimulate and intergrate and most of all I WANT TO ASSIMULATE FEDERATION ASS!!!!!!!!!!


Sun Jun 16 08:35:07 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Madlive
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Zaandam
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Madlive@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://xima.ontheweb.nl

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Hi!


Sun Jun 16 08:35:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: maarten
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Hoensbroek/limburg/Nederland
BORG-NET ADDRESS: daywalker@wish.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 08:35:55 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Emrys
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 571

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Schiedam
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: it rulez


Sun Jun 16 08:38:08 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Johnny
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: irrelevant@borg.space
BORG-URL: http://www.hoogstrate.tk

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Resistance is futile


Sun Jun 16 08:38:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: EmInGee
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Veldhoven, Netherlands
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: KILL ME


Sun Jun 16 08:39:38 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 08:40:51 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Stefan Aanstoot
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Aquartes
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Akont
BORG-NET ADDRESS: stijfi@stijfstoot.org-y
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 08:43:03 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Okke Formsma
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Pluto
SPECIES: SPECIES 180 - Ferengi

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Xfeufds asdf
BORG-NET ADDRESS: verliefd_14@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://gathering.tweakers.net

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMULATED. LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.


Sun Jun 16 08:43:15 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Robbert Hermans
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Naboo

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: dunno


Sun Jun 16 08:44:36 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 6291 - Yridians

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 08:45:06 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Thomas
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 08:46:17 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 08:49:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Pjotrik
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: netherlands
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 08:51:24 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Hylke Witjens
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Schagen
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am borg


Sun Jun 16 08:53:00 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Hans van Schaik
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Holland
BORG-NET ADDRESS: spacewolve@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 08:53:11 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: FMS
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: iran
BORG-NET ADDRESS: goldbeg000@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 08:54:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Hades
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "11001001"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:05:30 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Flexx
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Netherlands 'The
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:07:12 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: FragDaddy
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Nunspeet
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jaap@aritmatica.nl
BORG-URL: http://www.aritmatica.nl

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:16:12 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Magic
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: The netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: darqmagic@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:18:11 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Magic
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: The netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: darqmagic@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:19:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:20:35 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jan Marten
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Netherlands
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:21:00 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Pyrus
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to be 1337 8-)


Sun Jun 16 09:21:39 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: assimilating is irrelevant


Sun Jun 16 09:21:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:23:10 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Mark
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Enschede, overijssel, Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: stokkie@zonnet.nl
BORG-URL: http://stokkie.noudan.nl

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because Borg needs me


Sun Jun 16 09:24:45 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:27:17 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:28:41 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Thomas
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: none@none.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!


Sun Jun 16 09:29:11 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Thomas
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: gungan2@hawaii.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!


Sun Jun 16 09:31:22 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Lord_Mithril
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: any
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:32:04 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jeroen
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Stormtrooper

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Vaassen
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jhorst@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: www.costa-linda.nl

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: because i'm the best :P


Sun Jun 16 09:39:13 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Maarten van Gent
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Holland
BORG-NET ADDRESS: m.van.gent@quicknet.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 09:40:32 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Steven Beringen
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: sberingen@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The world as it is right now is boring..I want some more funky business in my life


Sun Jun 16 10:17:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-NET ADDRESS: safd
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 10:17:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-NET ADDRESS: safd
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 10:56:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Xander
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Holland
BORG-NET ADDRESS: wexwilcke@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: no :P


Sun Jun 16 11:15:27 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 11:16:48 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: nbhn
PLANET OF ORIGIN: nvcnvbn
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: gcfn
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nbvn@fz.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 11:20:32 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 11:20:53 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: sonicpulzar
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: eindhovwn
BORG-NET ADDRESS: spam@spam.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 11:21:07 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "11001001"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 11:22:00 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: boe


Sun Jun 16 11:22:36 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: mahrain
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: yes
BORG-NET ADDRESS: blabla@blabla.bla
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 11:22:53 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Siggy
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Android

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Maastricht
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 11:27:21 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: jasper
PLANET OF ORIGIN: mars
SPECIES: SPECIES 6339

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: zaanstad
BORG-NET ADDRESS: randezvous@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://gathering.tweakers.net

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: never


Sun Jun 16 11:30:11 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 11:38:37 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jasper
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Gouda, ZH, The Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jaspervos@gmx.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 12:04:16 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: cyberbetica
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: boxtel
BORG-NET ADDRESS: superschutter@Hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: because my parents are lame and i want too kill my little sister


Sun Jun 16 12:05:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Arthur
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Eart
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Breda/Brabant/Nederland
BORG-NET ADDRESS: silverdragon@wanadoop.nl
BORG-URL: http://www.entity-designs.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: blaat


Sun Jun 16 12:08:25 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jouke-Thiemo Waleson
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Corrusant
SPECIES: Jedi Knight

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: In the core
BORG-NET ADDRESS: JTWinthecore@corrusant.cor
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I would like to know that I have some guys covering my back. Too bad I can`t have my own personality there, but you can`t have everything!


Sun Jun 16 12:09:10 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jeroen
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Netherlands
BORG-URL: http://www.qwebcams.nl

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 12:09:45 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Johan van den Berg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Mars
SPECIES: SPECIES 329 - Kazon

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Rotterdam
BORG-NET ADDRESS: the_1st_mre@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I like to have those kick ass kitchen utensils all over my body because i was always a fan of inspector gadget.


Sun Jun 16 12:11:05 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Kjev
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: kevin@levie.info
BORG-URL: http://www.levie.info

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Er.. because I'd love to? Hmm.. this is less than 4000 words, definitely.


Sun Jun 16 12:11:52 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Caspian
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: IRRELEVANT
BORG-NET ADDRESS: taeke_s@hotmail.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I AM IRRELEVANT


Sun Jun 16 12:12:14 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 12:12:36 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Borgkiller
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Holland
BORG-NET ADDRESS: x@x.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Borg will be killed


Sun Jun 16 12:13:48 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 12:17:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: MrE
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Rotterdam
BORG-URL: http://gathering.tweakers.net

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Have you ever taken a good look at 7 of 9? Assimalate THIS baby ;)


Sun Jun 16 12:18:52 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Damian
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Deventer, holland
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 12:19:00 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Axianda
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Purmerend
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Chris2@chello.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Its cool


Sun Jun 16 12:23:58 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: reefer
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: reefer@home.nl
BORG-URL: http://efx.endoria.net/

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: WE ARE BORG


Sun Jun 16 12:26:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jirrian
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Vegas III
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: NVT
BORG-NET ADDRESS: NONE@NONE.com
BORG-URL: http://www.mysterystuff.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 12:29:11 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sun Jun 16 12:34:11 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: jjj
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: drachten
BORG-NET ADDRESS: none@none.com
BORG-URL: http://none

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: borg women suck


Sun Jun 16 12:53:07 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: bl44t@@P
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Rottuhdam
BORG-NET ADDRESS: 1337d00d@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://borg.bleh.nl

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: BORG r0x0rzZz


Sun Jun 16 13:15:07 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Frederik
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Human

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Belgium
BORG-NET ADDRESS: dawn@pandora.be
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: ASSIMILATE ME OR YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!


Sun Jun 16 14:54:43 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: fsgnbwrgbd
PLANET OF ORIGIN: gbsdfbdtg
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: hdtgsthbrsg
BORG-NET ADDRESS: bsgbsdgb
BORG-URL: gbsfdgb

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: edsgfdhdghgfnb


Sun Jun 16 15:07:45 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Roel
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Venray/The Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: rpfblomsma@edu.han.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Resistance is futile.


Sun Jun 16 15:33:05 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Drice
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Coruscant
SPECIES: Stormtrooper

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Paris island
BORG-NET ADDRESS: guust345@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: George Bush cos he sucks


Sun Jun 16 16:03:42 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Delvan (not my real name of course, my real name is unspeakable)
PLANET OF ORIGIN: ship of my parents in flucid space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Flucid Space
BORG-NET ADDRESS: gregory_delrue@msn.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: My brain capability is mostly unused in the Flucid Space, no new inventions, conquering or anything else. Because of my revolutioning thinks I was chasen away from the Flucid Space. I think that in the collective I will have more possiblties to research things. And I was Impressioned by the Borg (especially the Queen) since the war and it was my first wihs to serve the collective to reach perfection.


Sun Jun 16 16:31:04 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Pim
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: holland
BORG-NET ADDRESS: dikke@lul.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: daarom


Sun Jun 16 19:04:37 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: dpcwimmel
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: utrecht
BORG-NET ADDRESS: benji@wanadoo.nl
BORG-URL: http://www.rammelaars.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: This question is irrelevant. Please continu!


Sun Jun 16 22:30:24 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 6291 - Yridians

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am overwhelmed when it comes that Ihave to take my own decisions.


Mon Jun 17 08:43:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: lemmel
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Zoetermeer/Zuid Holland/ The Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: dadarklemming@xs4all.nl
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Mon Jun 17 19:50:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: KRIS21
PLANET OF ORIGIN: EARTH
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: LEONBERG/GERMANY
BORG-NET ADDRESS: KRIS21@t-online.de
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I won,t to be assimilatet faster then possible


Thu Jun 20 11:53:03 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: pino
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: belguim
BORG-NET ADDRESS: buggsbunny50@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Sat Jun 22 21:27:37 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jason Ritchie
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Howl00@hotmail.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:


Tue Jun 25 04:47:15 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Victor Kuilenberg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Rotterdam-Holland
BORG-NET ADDRESS: vegetassj1001@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: it's phun (and i'm fan of harry potter) and you make loads of friends in just a few minutes PS. ASSIMILATION IS IRRELEVANT!!!


Tue Jun 25 07:19:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Tar E Tar
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Vulcan
SPECIES: SPECIES 3259 - Vulcans

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Australia
BORG-NET ADDRESS: TarETar@vulacsci.org
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Logic is the ultimat science.


Tue Jun 25 07:26:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Tony the Lip
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Sicily
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: You no can read?
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Ye right
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I once spent a year dead for tax reasons. Being asssimilated shoud be a brease, besides think of the marketing opertuities for sun tan lotion all that green skin!


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