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Tue Jan 1 14:12:22 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: bl2114-56-88.eos.ncsu.edu

BORG DESIGNATION: Jackie Cress
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Raleigh/NC/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jccress@unity.ncsu.edu
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I'm borred and I would like to be part of the winning team when the Borg take on and defeat the star wars empire. I would like to see the death star try to handle a few Borg cubes.

Wed Jan 2 15:27:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: ron
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: rvdstoep@worldonline.nl
BORG-URL: http://

Wed Jan 2 22:01:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: eli-208-187-66-231.ev1.net

BORG DESIGNATION: Dr. Yen
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Texas, which used to be a Republic, but which has now declared itself an entire planet.
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Weasel Holler/Texas/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: doctor_yen@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://www.mucknmire.com/ads/binkyware.htm

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "11001001"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I would like to be assimilated because the pay is decent and there's no heavy lifting. Also, the uniforms are kinda stylin' and I noticed that all the Borg Babes have tremendous topside development, if you know what I mean. 'Better living through symbiosis,' and all that, I guess. Say, did you know that Deputy Fife from 'The Andy Griffith Show' was assimulated, also? Who'da guessed it? All that nervous fidgeting and stuff was JUST A FRONT! Also, I'd like to be assimilated because the Borg have more personality and emotional depth than I have, and I'd like to get some of that for me. Did I mention the part about no heavy lifting? That's important, also. You betcha, Dr. Yen

Thu Jan 3 14:24:30 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: mp-217-217-105.daxnet.no

BORG DESIGNATION: Eigth of Ten
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Unimatrix 01 grid 004
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Brumunddal, no state, Norway
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The Borg has reached perfection and borg vessels are some of the strongest vessels in the universe. And also to assimilate humanity

Thu Jan 3 16:43:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Halmmar
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Mal'tar 619
SPECIES: Android

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I belive the borg are the best species in the star trek universe (not including species 8472).Also cant join The 8472

Fri Jan 4 14:16:51 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: cr351842-a.lndn1.on.wave.home.com

BORG DESIGNATION: Four of Nine (Marcel)
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Borg Homeworld
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Unimatrix 01
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Irrelevant
BORG-URL: http://irrelevant

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am four of nine. I am already BORG. My purpose is to help the collective find perfection. The queen has assigned me to cube 189313423-2815-A to reassimilate seven of nine. Any more information is irrelevant.

Sun Jan 6 21:54:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: dhcp-149-173.eckerd.edu

BORG DESIGNATION: Avril
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Checkaria
SPECIES: Smurf

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Cheeseville, Denial, Atlantis
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Peabody847@excite.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I dunno, my mom says I need more structure in life.

Mon Jan 7 00:32:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: ac959af2.ipt.aol.com

BORG DESIGNATION: Jason Stahnke
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Denver Colorado USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: boombagbing@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

Mon Jan 7 17:50:31 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Kyle McBride
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Richland WA America
BORG-NET ADDRESS: none
BORG-URL: none

Mon Jan 7 21:30:06 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone: user-2inid4s.dialup.mindspring.com

BORG DESIGNATION: RANDY W. REYNOLDS
PLANET OF ORIGIN: EARTH
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: VALLEY,ALABAMA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: r-cgodsgraphics@mindspring.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:

Wed Jan 9 12:16:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Viper
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Home
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Any where I feel like being
BORG-NET ADDRESS: I still trying to steal one
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: They are cool & they will rule all of time

Thu Jan 10 13:57:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Rev. Minima Lessismore
PLANET OF ORIGIN: equivoke
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Houston,Texas,USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: julie_oliver@veritasdgc.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I'm sorry. I was looking for the bathroom and got separated from my tour group. What's this about assimilation? Does it cost extra? Do you have fresh towels because our last place was terrible. I wanted to go to Reisa but no we couldn't afford Reisa so we take the discount tour. And what's with the green lighting? That's a decoration scheme? My cousin Tildy could do a better job. No, I don't want my vocal unit disconne

Fri Jan 11 10:46:10 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Oliver
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Vulcanus
SPECIES: Vulcan

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: London
BORG-NET ADDRESS: OliverCover@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

Sun Jan 13 00:21:54 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Matt Boren
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Squirrel

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: WASHINGTON
BORG-NET ADDRESS: matandjuli@netzero.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I can drive a SemiTruck!

Sun Jan 13 09:00:13 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: seven
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Midlands/UK
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Sevenco1@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I have been assimilated, "Resistance is FULTILE!!" My technology will enhance that of your own ...... My technology is superior to that of the BORG ....... You will integrate your technological and biological distinctivness in to that of ours ... Resistance is futile YOU MUST COMPLY ...... 30th Century Drone 7

Sun Jan 13 15:16:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: SIX OF EIGHT ( Patrik of BORG )
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Austria
BORG-NET ADDRESS: sixofeight@gmx.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: This Question is irrelevant

Tue Jan 15 02:27:13 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: MOSES 3:16
PLANET OF ORIGIN: All & None
SPECIES: Dark Jedi

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Mission B.C. Canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: flatline2j@yahoo.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I would like to be assimilated for three reasons one: allmost unlimited knowledge two: an army of over a billion drones three: to see how futile resistance really is P.S. if anyone has pics of a borg alcove please e-mail me

Thu Jan 17 20:54:39 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 1 of 1000
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Soll
SPECIES: HAL 9000 Computer

BORG-NET ADDRESS: AL_El@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: well funny page guys *g+ someofa questions are a bit weard but why not so the reason why me wanna be assimilated well i wanna have the col voice I�m searching for the borgspeech and if someone who has the borgspeech reads this please mail to me thanks and resistnace is futile as long as there are authors out there who don�t like borg good assimilaton

Fri Jan 18 07:14:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

PLANET OF ORIGIN: snrk
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: wblm, 34/4 sglln
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: sgmml, wnrls rglkm. qdfflbs wklgz, dg nlrp? nmk! prgltz dwklrbm.

Sun Jan 20 18:09:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Tal'N'Rul
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Romus-Romulus
SPECIES: Romulan

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: RemousPrime
BORG-NET ADDRESS: spaceisblack@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because...Because...what? Assimilated? CENTURION! Pull those Warbird's sheilds UUUUUPPP ....yes the green button no,no,NO NOT THAT ONE! Uh where all those drones came from? AAAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH get me out of here........

Sun Jan 20 23:51:17 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Ingrid Joachim
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Auckland New Zealand
BORG-NET ADDRESS: mamagator@ihug.co.nz
BORG-URL: http://

Mon Jan 21 15:29:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Lotharus
PLANET OF ORIGIN: unknown
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because I want to work with a good Operating System, they can save us from Windows!!!!

Wed Jan 23 15:42:04 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Abby Edrini
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Um... I think its pretty obvious... U need a life....
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Drexel University, Philadelphia
BORG-NET ADDRESS: aeresisedrini@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://www.geocities.com/aeresis

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Omg... U people need lives... Please tell me that this is not for real... UFL.EDU? University of Florida? Whatever... Why do I want to be assimilated? So I will never have the urge to look out my window and see reality...

Wed Jan 23 20:54:13 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: I do not have a name
PLANET OF ORIGIN: I have no home
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: none
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Fruitjar16@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because, "Resistance is futile."

Thu Jan 24 22:59:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Paul Palmer
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: maxwell texas usa
BORG-NET ADDRESS: ppalmer@sanmarcos.net
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:

Fri Jan 25 02:14:15 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Selek
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Vulcan
SPECIES: Vulcan

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Tulsa,OK
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: It is inevitable. All will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. (big smile)

Sat Jan 26 21:29:00 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Chip
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Microsoft
SPECIES: HAL 9000 Computer

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: 1001001010110101011
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Latro_dectus@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "11001001"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because Dave doesn't like us.

Tue Jan 29 03:23:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Ghyliki
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Stryvine Prime
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Wheeler, Wisconsin, United States of America
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jonson348@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

Tue Jan 29 08:32:10 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: bvm
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: England
BORG-NET ADDRESS: bvm79@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am a 17 year old male, and I want to achieve Borg Perfection. I want to help bridge the gap between humanity and Borg, and feel that the best way to do this is to give my body and mind freely and voluntarily to the Borg. I want to benefit from such characteristics as cybernetic implants, exoplating, and being part of the Hive Mind. I understand that once I am assimilated, I will completely and permanently lose all sense of individuality and identity, and I fully accept this. Please e-mail me as soon as possible, with instructions of what to do to be assimilated. I WILL BE BORG.

Tue Jan 29 13:37:47 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Abbadon
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Eye of Terror
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Morpeth/Northumberland/United Kingdom
BORG-NET ADDRESS: gamesguru51@AOL.com
BORG-URL: http://

Tue Jan 29 15:37:30 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Stephen Grimsey
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Basildon, Essex, UK
BORG-NET ADDRESS: s-t-e-p-h-e-n@blueyonder.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

Wed Jan 30 09:52:57 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Clyde Tucker
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Terra Firma
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Dayton, OH USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cetucker@hotmail.com; ctucker@greeneccc.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize! Ooooooo! Does it come in any other color than black?

Wed Jan 30 09:58:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Data of Lore
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Terra Firma
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Dayton, OH USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cetucker@hotmail.com; ctucker@greeneccc.com
BORG-URL: http://

Wed Jan 30 19:40:16 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES:

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?:
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?:
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?:
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:

Wed Jan 30 19:55:32 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: Hi! Would you happen to know the shortest way to Earth?
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?:
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?:
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:

Wed Jan 30 20:05:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: GM
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Asguard Homeworld
SPECIES: Predator

BORG-NET ADDRESS: spliff_monsta_101@yahoo.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

Wed Jan 30 23:06:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

BORG-URL: http://

Wed Jan 30 23:19:54 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: capitan_k
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: BUENOS AIRES
BORG-NET ADDRESS: CAPITAN_K@HOTMAIL.COM
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: TODAS LAS PERSONAS DE ESTE MUNDO Y DE ESOS CUATRO MIL

Wed Jan 30 23:27:58 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: CULUS RUPTUS_CARLOS
PLANET OF ORIGIN: TIERRA
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: BUENOS AIRES
BORG-NET ADDRESS: champiolin@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: all.-

Wed Jan 30 23:32:21 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: carlos tapia (culus ruptus)
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: buenos aires
BORG-NET ADDRESS: champiolin@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: all.-

Thu Jan 31 00:18:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Khylaren
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Seattle, WA USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Khylaren@earthlink.net
BORG-URL: http://www.geocities.com/khylaren

Thu Jan 31 19:11:15 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Q
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Everywhere, yet Nowhere
SPECIES: Q

BORG-URL: http://

Mon Feb 4 12:15:55 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Viper of 5
PLANET OF ORIGIN: None
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: None
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: BORG RULE ALL

Wed Feb 6 03:02:24 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Luitenant Arik Hasen
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Terratendra Colony near Deep Space 5
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Federation Starship Excalibur Deck 4 Section 21 Alpha
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Starfleet Sub-Space Frequency 001674 Beta
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I possess superior knowlegde of Section 31 a highly covert operation deep within starfleet. I have a level 7 rating in temporal machanics, and can decomply a dilithium matrix. I current have had intimate relations with a Bolian and a Nossicain, they cannot resist my cybernetically inhanced penis.

Thu Feb 7 01:20:58 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Va[M]PiRe
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Transylvania
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Shah Alam
BORG-NET ADDRESS: crawlercreepy@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am "Q" you will not assimilate me. I could snap my fingers and send you to oblivion. Also do you know where Seven is?

Thu Feb 7 01:58:59 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: jason barfield
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: BORG

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:

Thu Feb 7 16:19:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: MDform
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Droid

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: colonial hieghts VA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: mdform@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because I want to assimilate the whole federation!It's been beating us up ever since columbus discovered america!Besides,RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.I want to assimilate columbus,too so he will assimilate america and not discover it and then,countless OTHER worlds!Then,the new borg drones will rise up and assimilate homer and R2-D2 and Obi-Wan etc. And THAT is why I want to be assimilated.

Fri Feb 8 22:00:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Names are irrelavent
PLANET OF ORIGIN: origin is irrelevent
SPECIES: HAL 9000 Computer

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: irrelevent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: trystan_stet@hotmail.com, also irrelevent
BORG-URL: http://irrelevent.irv

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Resistance is futile, You will assimilate me. One, i am borg material and two i know how to create borg nanoids. I am a prime choice or at least we think so.

Sun Feb 10 16:45:56 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Domino of Borg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Irrelavent
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Irrelavent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: irrelavent
BORG-URL: echo1.topcities.com

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Cuz then I could have those little cords on my hand so I could assimilate everyone :D

Sun Feb 10 17:02:15 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: A
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Terra
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Boothwyn/PA/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nenarjynx@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

Tue Feb 12 15:47:40 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: UNKNOWN
PLANET OF ORIGIN: UNKNOWN
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: UNKNOWN
BORG-NET ADDRESS: UNKNOWN
BORG-URL: http://

Tue Feb 12 15:57:40 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: AA42754-3423
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

Tue Feb 12 15:57:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

Tue Feb 12 16:06:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: AA2745-6743B
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Assembley matrix
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Assembley matrix
BORG-NET ADDRESS: E-mail adress is futile.
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to play with the guns and see if I hit something.I'd probably assimilate the whole starship if it hits...

Wed Feb 13 03:38:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: COMMAND DRONE TEELFRATS
PLANET OF ORIGIN: SUPER Q BORG COLLECTIVE
SPECIES: Q

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: MINOT/ND/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: teelfrats@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: WE ARE THE SUPER Q BORG FROM THE YEAR 9468 AD.

Wed Feb 13 15:31:43 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: sam hadley
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Q;nos
SPECIES: Klingon

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: stava core
BORG-NET ADDRESS: samhadley@onetel.net.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i am the beging the end the one who is many the one who brings order to caos typing is such a primative for of conversatoin

Wed Feb 13 16:16:40 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Daz
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Fluidic space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Exmouth
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Don.fensom@btinternet.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Species 8472 Can't at this minute be asimilated I am in disguise oops!

Thu Feb 14 16:25:52 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jean-Francois Paradis
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Jonqui�re/Qu�bec/Canada
BORG-NET ADDRESS: paradis_jean_francois@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to be assimilated for many reasons. First of all, I want to protect and serve the collective, as a drone it will be possible. Then, I want to assimilate the Earth, so the human race will understand how weak their body is. There's also the fact that human body is week, assimilation will provide me a few major advantages (like adapting to phasers). Being assimilated to the collective will also give me the chance to learn the maximum amount of information in a very short time. Finally, being assimilated will give me a perfect opportunity to get rid of those damn irrationnal emotions. Jean-Francois Paradis

Fri Feb 15 14:18:57 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Angelus of Borg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Sunnydale, California USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: engelaufliebe@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I already am....

Sat Feb 16 16:06:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Michael Bosscha
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Driehuis/North-holland/The Netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: michael_bosscha@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

Tue Feb 19 08:38:07 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 1 of 1
PLANET OF ORIGIN: (...)
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: (...)
BORG-NET ADDRESS: (...)
BORG-URL: (...)

Wed Feb 20 07:57:28 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: George Stephenson
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: England
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The borg are perfection

Thu Feb 21 13:17:24 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: JASON MORAN
PLANET OF ORIGIN: EARTH
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: LONDON ENGLAND
BORG-NET ADDRESS: TOPSHAGER@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

Thu Feb 21 17:23:00 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: electrionic entery
PLANET OF ORIGIN: some were in space
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: colyton
BORG-NET ADDRESS: sonnybigwood@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?:
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Maybe?
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i an a electronic entery and i an stuck in borg space and i can't be assimerlated and not on the operations how many borg for the light blub the coulded with out our help, and i a ship was follering mei would go to the main computer and deactervate all systems including life suppourt and if a kilgon came to me i would frie him like a shrot cicrcit,and i and the rest of electrick will never be assimilated o desroyed or comtrolled BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ

Thu Feb 21 20:39:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Palp
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Planet 968502
SPECIES: Chocolate

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Irrelevant

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Wanting is irrelevant.I will be assimilated.

Tue Feb 26 00:19:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Neo
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Irrelevent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: drneoxh@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I want to be assimilated because I desire PERFECTION. with the Collective, nothing is left to chance, no inefficient allocation of time, resorceses, or personel. The Collective has the ultimate in logistics! There are no territorial border disputes or even quarels between drones. Everyone gets along. There is a harmony among worlds for over 7,000 light-years in every direction in Borg space. I want to spread the peace of the Borg to the farthest reaches of the galaxy and then to other galaxies, and so on. I want the Milky Way to be engulfed by the 'Pax Technologica'. And besides, as you guys are so fond of saying: "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"...

Tue Feb 26 23:42:54 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: jmborg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: terra
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jmborg606@excite.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: writing is irrelevant..comply!

Wed Feb 27 06:06:45 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Chris Adams
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Denver/Co/USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cadams13@uswest.net
BORG-URL: http://

Wed Feb 27 15:01:41 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: John
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Human

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: New York City
BORG-NET ADDRESS: towerjohn@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

Thu Feb 28 09:00:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Rob G
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: indianapolis IN US
BORG-NET ADDRESS: simrobert@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

Thu Feb 28 18:12:36 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Elius
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: Nodmiller@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

Thu Feb 28 18:21:27 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: CurzioBorg3d5
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Unimatrix Italy
SPECIES: Centauri

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Sector: Rome
BORG-NET ADDRESS: curzioborg@tin.it
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because i will be the best and perfect drone in the Colletcive !!

Fri Mar 1 08:01:37 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Richard Starkey
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Mars
SPECIES: Dark Jedi

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: England
BORG-NET ADDRESS: iamnutts@mad.scientist.com

Fri Mar 1 23:06:32 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Elius of Borg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Tibericon
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Unknown
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nodmiller@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

Sat Mar 2 21:19:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Jake
PLANET OF ORIGIN: X
SPECIES: Human

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Port Costa, Kalifornia...Amerika
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cowboi54@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

Mon Mar 4 21:24:08 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: bubba
PLANET OF ORIGIN: terra
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: memphis/tn/usa
BORG-NET ADDRESS: bubba-wan@directvinternet.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:

Wed Mar 6 17:56:29 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Ben
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Fluidic Space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Conecticut
BORG-NET ADDRESS: BBS11868@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

Wed Mar 6 22:26:44 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

Fri Mar 8 20:25:42 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: SPACE IS IRRELEVANT.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?:

Sat Mar 9 18:36:01 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Merthez
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Draconia
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: UK
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: My biological and technological advancments will be added to their own. Resistance is futile.

Sun Mar 10 13:49:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: icemaiden
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: uk
BORG-NET ADDRESS: stacy1uk@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

Tue Mar 12 13:30:25 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: tha rooth
SPECIES: Predator

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: long beach california
BORG-NET ADDRESS: KidIT175@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I love the borg. they are the ultimite species, and will assimilate all species. I wish to better myself by beaing added to the colective. you must asymilate me. Reistance is futile!

Tue Mar 12 13:57:10 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Adam Parris
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: long beach california
BORG-NET ADDRESS: KidIT175@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: I can't decide!
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: To be borg is to be perfect. we wish to better ourselves, you must assimilate us, resistance is futile. lower our shields and overtake our vesal. we will adapt so service you.

Tue Mar 12 18:23:18 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 3 of 3 (Elius of borg)
PLANET OF ORIGIN: sauk rapids
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: 1945 (benton) Cube 57
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nodmiller@yahoo.com

Wed Mar 13 16:50:03 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Brian Woods
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earh
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: coventry
BORG-NET ADDRESS: G7MNT@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Never!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am a diabetic, high blood presher, asmatic, eye damage, liver damage,nerve ending damage, 34 years self taught knolage in my trade, work with tounger no all brain dead wankers. why I seek what they seek.

Thu Mar 14 07:48:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: TWAT FEATURES
PLANET OF ORIGIN: TWATIQUAS
SPECIES: Spider

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: RRRRRRRRRRR
BORG-NET ADDRESS: REYRDHFDC
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimi...Ooo! Donuts!"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

Thu Mar 14 19:02:33 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Steve Green
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Android

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Birmingham west mids england
BORG-NET ADDRESS: steven@wizkidsteven.fsnet.co.uk
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I Am 1 of 9 terciary adjunct of unimatrix zero one your distinctiveness will be added to our own

Thu Mar 14 23:57:19 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Meneks
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Way Out There
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: United States
BORG-URL: http://bspace.freeshell.org

Fri Mar 15 12:46:42 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: jbmborg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: euclid,ohio
BORG-NET ADDRESS: jmunici@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: i do not like amy races ,i hate all

Fri Mar 15 19:06:42 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Three of nine
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Fluiditic Space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Delta Quodrent
BORG-NET ADDRESS: lysiaofborg@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://www.guilmonshome.cjb.net

Sun Mar 17 09:28:46 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: N<#>
PLANET OF ORIGIN: FLUIDIC SPACE
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: LEICESTER/LEICS/UK
BORG-NET ADDRESS: nickleicester24@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Ignore it, it'll go away.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: BECAUSE RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Sun Mar 17 20:34:21 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Admiral Weyoun
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Boenen/NRW/Germany
BORG-NET ADDRESS: admin@coolweyoun.de
BORG-URL: http://www.fsc-clan.de

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: INDIVIDUALITY IS IRRELEVANT

Mon Mar 18 21:19:43 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Cali Hall
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Seattle, Washington
BORG-NET ADDRESS: noone@nsnl.com
BORG-URL: http://

Tue Mar 19 15:54:26 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Turtle
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Deep River, Iowa, United States
BORG-NET ADDRESS: turtle_on_crack@yahoo.com
BORG-URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ia/squeakyspage

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: ALL OF US
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Just Because!

Tue Mar 19 18:32:51 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 3rd of 8
SPECIES: BORG

BORG-URL: http://none

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: NONE
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Gimme break////

Thu Mar 21 12:49:49 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Robert Mueller
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Magdeburg/Saxony-Anhalt/Germany
BORG-NET ADDRESS: gatac@web.de
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: The sheer thought of cybernetic enhancement makes me all warm and fuzzy. What do I need hands for anyway if I don't have to type any longer ? Also, I'm a sucker for good body armor - no more running away from street thugs. Then, the collective. Oh baby, that's like being able to surf the net on a T3 24/7. No more lonely nights for this future drone. But I guess the foremost reason is that I really, really despise the Federation - and let's face it, if you want to get away with attacking them, you have to be Borg. After all, Borg are beyond being mere enemies - they are quasi-mythical superior beings, godlike in their powers and constantly getting better ! Why would anyone NOT want to sign up with you guys ? In any event, if all your drones are busy and stuff, send me a few nanobots and I'll inject them myself.

Sat Mar 23 18:12:21 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Moia Wolf
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Ferulle
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Jule, MD, USA
BORG-NET ADDRESS: moia_wolf@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Yes, sir!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Cuz it sounds like an interesting proposition.

Mon Mar 25 01:26:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Count Henrich R Von Landsberg
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Tau'ri
SPECIES: UNKNOWN

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: London UK
BORG-NET ADDRESS: xwolf359@aol.com
BORG-URL: http://hometown.aol.co.uk/xwolf359/homepage.html

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Stop immediately and pound the stuffing out of the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Z-z-z-z-z..."
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I am imperfect. Assimilate me so I can be one, perfect. I long for the comfort of the hive. I want to give my knowledge and experience to the Collective. My life is their life. My survival is their survival.

Mon Mar 25 06:28:16 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: three of twelve
PLANET OF ORIGIN: earth
SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: netherlands
BORG-NET ADDRESS: rvdstoep@worldonlin.nl
BORG-URL: http://

Mon Mar 25 16:35:01 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 9 of 200
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Tertiary adjunct of unimatrix zero one
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a Transwarp Conduit.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: we are the borg lower your sheilds and surrender your ships, we will add your biological and technilogical distinctivness to our own, your culture will adapt to service us. RESISTANCE IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN FUTILE!

Mon Mar 25 17:44:52 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

Mon Mar 25 18:45:31 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

Tue Mar 26 15:22:02 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: David Schulz
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Alpha Centuri
SPECIES: BORG

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Craftsbury common VT 05827
BORG-NET ADDRESS: fedex64@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

Wed Mar 27 00:34:50 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

SPECIES: SPECIES 5618 - Humanity

BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: 1,771,561
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: SPEED IS IRRELEVANT.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR SHIELDS AND SURRENDER YOUR SHIP.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Anakin Skywalker
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Because Resistance Is Futile

Wed Mar 27 15:40:29 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: ArmondoSC
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Potecolonmaharteli
SPECIES: Predator

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Koli/Morhatti/Kempocum
BORG-NET ADDRESS: ArmondoSC@hotmail.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: POTATO
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: PRESS CTRL-ALT-DEL.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: "Does this outfit make us look fat?"
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Harry Potter
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: Hey, I got to make a living to.

Wed Mar 27 16:10:08 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: Cory Fricke
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Earth
SPECIES: Tribble

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: Bloomingdale, IL 60108
BORG-NET ADDRESS: cfricke@email.com
BORG-URL: http://

Wed Mar 27 21:52:53 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: VJameslucjr
PLANET OF ORIGIN: none
SPECIES: OTHER

CITY/STATE/COUNTRY: none
BORG-NET ADDRESS: vjameslucjr@go.com
BORG-URL: http://

HOW MANY BORGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?: LIGHTING IS IRRELEVANT
BEING CHASED BY A STARSHIP?: Open a temporal rift, go back in time 15 minutes and assimilate the starship.
KLINGON SAYS ASSIMILATE THIS?: Adapt/Assimilate
HOW WOULD YOU GREET AN ALIEN?: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
WILL WE ASSIMILATE THE FEDERATION?: Most Definitely!!!
WHO WILL BE THE NEW DRONE FOR THE BORG QUEEN?: Frodo the Hobbit
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A BORG?: I too am in pursute of perfection. I wish to gain all knowledge. So far I have acheived 1/864024381 of this goal. I will be your drone in exchange for your knowledge. In a trillion years or so, when the big crunch occurs, I'll continue my quest as I have for seventeen universes. The only problem is, with each new universe there is a new definition of "all knowledge."

Thu Mar 28 20:19:22 2002 - from Borg Assimilation Drone:

BORG DESIGNATION: 8472
PLANET OF ORIGIN: fluidic space
SPECIES: SPECIES 8472

BORG-NET ADDRESS: lysiaofborg@yahoo.com
BOR