Madame Fong's Photographic Extortion Corner

Since 1995 "Madame Fong Enterprises" has sought new and innovative ways of generating revenue to support Madame Fong's enormous crack habit. With the recent advances in digital imaging technology, we at Madame Fong Enterprises have been able to combine the exciting world of digital photography with the pitiable realm of monetary extortion. The coupling of these two entities have provided us with a profit increase of over 300% per year. Needless to say, our stockholders were quite pleased. So, sit back, relax and gaze upon the hapless menagerie of unwitting souls who have been brought together in: Madame Fong's Photographic Extortion Corner

PHOTO #173 - "Swing Kid"
	This is Carlo. Carlo was not careful you see, and NOW he's paying the price. # of days photo has been on the Internet: 75 days Interest Rate: $400 per minute Amount of money it will take for us to remove the photo: $43,200,000

PHOTO #205 - "CIRCA's Crazy Lady"
	This is Marissa. She used to work for CIRCA. She doesn't anymore. # of days photo has been on the Internet: 735 days Interest Rate: $500 per minute Amount of money it will take for us to remove the photo: $529,200,000

PHOTO #005 - "Caught Stealin'!"
	This is Phil. Phil was found snooping around in My kitchen. As you can see, he was quite surprised when our photography drone caught him red-handed. # of days photo has been on the Internet: 1024 days Interest Rate: $300 per minute Amount of money it will take for us to remove the photo: $442,368,000

PHOTO #365 - "Look out for the Hitman!"
	This is Walter & Kevin. They are currently part of the witness protection program. Their aliases are "Bubba" & "Jimbo". Their address is: 2006 S. Parsimon Drive Apt. J-2 Gainesville, FL. 32653 # of days photo has been on the Internet: 10 days Interest Rate: $600 per minute Amount of money it will take for us to remove the photo: $8,640,000

PHOTO #012 - "The Legion of Doom"
	This is "The Legion of Doom". They are wanted in 37 states for covertly selling Pixie Stix to minors. # of days photo has been on the Internet: 602 days Interest Rate: $200 per minute Amount of money it will take for us to remove the photo: $173,376,000

PHOTO #570 - "Booty Call"
	This is James. His aliases include: Mr. Mack Daddy Lady Mystique Chantal Dr. Funkenstien, Supreme Commander of the P-Funk Mothership # of days photo has been on the Internet: 3 days Interest Rate: $1000 per minute Amount of money it will take for us to remove the photo: $4,320,000

PHOTO #070 - "Mt. Rushmore"
	This is Mt. Rushmore. South Dakota, you owe us some cash! # of days photo has been on the Internet: 1566 days Interest Rate: $10 per minute Amount of money it will take for us to remove the photo: $22,550,400

PHOTO #001 - "Get Back To Work!"
	This is Jim. Jim thinks that you're spending too much time surfing the Internet and should GET BACK TO WORK!

If your picture is here and you would like to have it removed
please make a check payable in the amount next to your picture
and send it with a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

Madame Fong Enterprises
1122 Boogy Boogy Avenue
Raleigh, NC, 90210