"Blast!"
Definitions of seldom-used
words courtesy of http://www.webster.com
Soundfiles downloaded from
http://www.the-earchives.com/
Last updated:
February 11, 2005
Stewart
Gilligan Griffin is one of my favorite cartoon characters, mostly for
his pedantic
way of saying things.
I want to be just like
him when I grow up.
This page is dedicated to my pal Layne Norton, literally the biggest Stewie fan I know!
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What
Stewie says... |
| famguy02.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 17K |
"How dare you!" |
| famguy04.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 23K |
"I've defiled myself! I need to be cleaned!" |
| famguy05.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 14K |
"Bloody hell! I'm a woman!" |
| famguy09.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 43K |
"How positively delightful! Its as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble!" |
| famguy11.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 47K |
"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since I escaped from your wretched womb!" |
| famguy12.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 44K |
"Mark my words! When you least expect it, your uppance will come!" |
| famguy17.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 8.8K |
"Victory is mine!" |
| famguy18.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 42K |
"And now you contemptible harpy, I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny!" |
| famguy19.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 30K |
"Oh blast you and your estrogenical treachery!" |
| famguy20.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 15K |
"You have the power to end this!" |
| famguy21.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 12K |
"Why don't you burn in Hell!" |
| famguy23.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 57K |
"I offer you one last chance for deliverance. Return my mind control device, or be destroyed." |
| famguy24.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 136K |
"Don't toy with me, Ernie! I've already dispatched with Mr. Hooper. I've got 6 armed men stationed outside Big Bird's nest, and as for Linda... well, it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now isn't it?" |
| famguy25.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 22K |
"Who the hell do you think you are?!" |
| famguy26.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 12K |
"Stop mocking me!" |
| famguy27.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 35K |
"It appears the witless provider has finally brought me something of value!" |
| famguy28.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 29K |
"Victory shall yet be mine!" |
| famguy32.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 89K |
"Oh rest assured, you relentless harridan, I expect I shall finish them ALL off... and you as well!" |
| famguy33.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 11K |
"Release me at once!" |
| famguy34.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 17K |
"Time to be bad!" |
| famguy35.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 38K |
"I say! Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?!" |
| famguy36.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 12K |
"What the devil are you talking about?" |
| famguy38.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 62K |
"The only way you'll get me talk is through slow painful torture, and I don't think you've got the grapes!" |
| famguy40.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 21K |
"Peek-a-boo! I see you!" |
| famguy41.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 55K |
"Oh I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that! I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death!" |
| famguy42.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 25K |
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| famguy43.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 63K |
"Oh well, a thousand pardons for disrupting your flatware sanitation ritual, but you see I'm in searing pain!!" |
| famguy44.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 19K |
"I order you to kill me at once!" |
| famguy45.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 28K |
"Oh dammit to the bowels of bloody Hell!" |
| famguy47.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 57K |
"Oh enough! The only thing worse than the wretched pain in my mouth is the excrement spewing from yours!" |
| famguy48.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 29K |
"Ah... put me down, you brobdignagian blunderbuss!" |
| famguy49.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 58K |
"Aggh... good God man! One can only imagine what foul regions that finger has erstwhile probed!" |
| famguy50.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 25K |
"You are spectacular!" |
| famguy51.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 17K |
"Silence, you contemptible shrew!" |
| famguy52.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 67K |
"I'll not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans. You shall rue this day! Well go on. Start ruing!" |
| famguy53.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 11K |
"How dare you!" |
| famguy54.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 37K |
"Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless." |
| famguy55.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 64K |
"If you will not share your technological schemata with me peaceably, I shall take the information from you by force!" |
| famguy56.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 19K |
"Oh blasted matriarch!" |
| famguy57.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 38K |
"Evidentally madame, you and I differ greatly in our conception of beauty!" |
| famguy58.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 29K |
"What I just witnessed was ghastlier than a thousand ghouls!" |
| famguy59.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 49K |
"That is a vile and odious lie! How dare you fill my head with such loathsome propaganda!" |
| famguy60.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 14K |
"Get out you horrid woman! GET OUT!" |
| famguy62.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 29K |
"Is that the best you can come up with, you dull-witted termagant!" |
| famguy63.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 34K |
"Oh very funny! Now tell the one that doesn't suck!" |
| famguy64.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 52K |
"I'm on to you. Oh yes! Your pathetic attempts to hinder my work have not gone unnoticed!" |
| famguy65.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 16K |
"Dirty, dirty girl!" |
| famguy66.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 75K |
"I say! Am I to strut about all day like some beggar child on the streets of Calcutta? Fetch me something linen to throw on before I call Child Services!" |
| famguy67.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 30K |
"I love God! He's so deliciously evil!" |
| famguy69.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 50K |
"I wouldn't bother visiting 'The Neighborhood of Make-Believe' today, Mister Rogers. I dare say you'll find it quite in ruin." |
| famguy70.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 32K | "How dare you sully my good name by spreading your slanderous filth?!" |
| famguy71.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 32K | "The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten!" |
| famguy72.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 37K | "Wonderful! And while we're at it we can light up a 'doobie' and watch 'porn'!" |
| famguy74.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 26K | "Good news! I've decided not to kill you!" |
| famguy75.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 16K | "Oh, that's better than sex!" |
| famguy76.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 15K | "For God's sakes, feed me!" |
| famguy78.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 21K | "I'm going to kill you!" |
| famguy82.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 43K | "Oh, look where my hand is. It's in a very naughty place." |
| famguy83.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 39K | "I have misbehaved! I'm a bawdy little monkey!" |
| famguy84.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 43K | "Yes, I miss my Mommy. Yes, yes and also miss cholic and rectal thermometry." |
| famguy85.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 15K | "Does this not disgust you?!" |
| famguy88.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 38K | "This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!" |
| famguy89.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 22K | "Dammit to pus-spewing, blood-gutted Hell!" |
| famguy90.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 14K | "We have to get the hell out of here!" |
| famguy91.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 29K | "Oh God... you're not coming out of the closet are you? AUGH!" |
| famguy92.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 64K | "Why you soul-less witch! This is a biogenetic experimentation facility isn't it?! Admit it!" |
| famguy93.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 22K | "Oooo! Aren't you the one in charge!" |
| famguy94.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 53K | "Unhand me woman! I don't have gas! I'm in love! *burp* Well then, I guess it's both." |
| famguy96.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 97K | "Attention world leaders! I have 137 nuclear warheads trained on every capital city around the globe. The world is now under my control." |
| famguy97.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 48K | "Wake up, Leona! This decrepit Hooverville is infested with something besides idiots!" |
| famguy98.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 66K | "My God, it's finally happened! He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star!" |
| famguy104.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 60K | "This is treason! Oh for God's sake, make an example of her! Nothing says 'Obey me' like a bloody head on a fence post." |
| famguy114.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 28K | "Alright, that's it! For the next 5 hours you're my bitch!" |
| famguy122.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 54K | "Why you tottering, fen-sucked, dewberry! I'm going to go find something to strike you with! Excuse me." |
| famguy123.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 11K | "Back off, fat man!" |
| famguy124.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 32K | "How dare you condescend to me? I demand justice!!!" |
| famguy125.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 30K | "Oh my! How ruthlessly absurd!" |
| famguy127.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 47K | "No! No, no! You come back here this instant you fat bastard and do her!" |
| famguy128.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 34K | "She needs to get laid, big time!" |
| famguy129.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 13K | "You suck!" |
| famguy130.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 47K | "I am going to kick... your... ass." |
| famguy131.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 49K | "Oh my God! Oh! That's the most disgusting thing I've heard in my life!" |
| famguy132.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 31K | "Heavens! It appears that my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis." |
| famguy134.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 38K | "Oh! God, I pray this is not my first memory!" |
| famguy137.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:32 64K | "Trust me, woman. If I could walk on water I would stoll you out into the middle of a lake and hold your head under until the bubbles stopped!" |
| famguy141.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 31K | "Oh, splendid! This calls for a sexy party!" |
| famguy142.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 28K | "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch." |
| famguy143.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 46K | "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." |
| famguy144.wav 16-Mar-2004 19:33 26K | "Why you sick, sick little moo cow!" |
