On The Road (near El Paso, Texas) With Tom Servo
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Click here to listen to my 20 year plan!
"So...so...I told Gary that I was going on this vacation and so he goes, 'Well, then I'm going hunting with Jeff next weekend.' Well, that's when we were at Ny's and then Lou sang "Fernando" and then Gary...oh he sings so good! Oh, you should meet Jeff sometime! Do you like Barry Manilow songs? I know that farmers need rain, but when it's damp like this my hair just EXPLODES! JUST EXPLODES!!!

Ooo...oh...feelin' kinda gassy...McNuggets you know. They make me so gassy, all that grease and all. It really helps if you drink 8 to 10 glasses of water a day, did you know that? Sometimes I drink 5, sometimes I drink 9 just to make up for the other 3 I didn't drink...and you know coffee and diet drinks don't count either. You know this is pretty country, isn't it?

You know it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college, uh? Ah...you know, I'm going to have to revise my 20 year plan, but... Oh, did I tell you about my 20 year plan?! Ok well, ok listen here...in year 1...this is the year when I'm going to take off those extra 7 pounds. You know that's equal to 7 pounds of butter? Hehe...so it's like I'm wearing 7 pounds of butter! ...ah...hah...whoo...

Now... oh oh, where was I? Oh oh yeah. So my aunt and uncle here they celebrated their 20th Anniversary and my uncle wanted to sing uh "Sunrise Sunset" and he wanted ME to sing that...and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding, and well...she never thanked me for that...well I'm still...uh...well you know she's probably really busy and all with... "

- MST 3000 Episode 424: "Manos: The Hands of Fate"

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Last updated: February 18th, 2001