10. Did you know that if you take any seven words in the Bible, ANY seven, and count them, you get SEVEN?! 9. There are 66 books in the Bible...and if you multiply that number by .1060606060606060606..., you get SEVEN! 8. If you collect any 49 Bible verses...from ANYWHERE in the whole Bible... and put them together, side by side...you'll find that there are SEVEN times SEVEN of them! 7. You know what the number of this entry is? SEVEN!! WOW!!! 6. Through careful study of the timespans involved in Biblical events, it has been positively shown that the world will end in 1886. 5. Through a more careful study, which was really much better than that previous study, we're now sure that the world will end in 1932. 4. We're really sorry about those last two studies. This time we've really got it. The world will end in 1965. 3. Ah. We have found that our chief Bible translator (translating the original New World Translation into the ancient Greek and Hebrew) was really a heathen devil-worshipping scum from Hell and we have thrown him out of our organization. Having gotten a new translator, and a better grasp of prophecy, we can now say with some confidence that the world will end in 45,034,678. 2. Did you know that if you take the number of entries in this Top Ten List, add three (the number of persons of God), and subtract six (thus removing all Satanic influences), you get...you guessed it...SEVEN! 1. Did you know that if you take the number of dollars we get from contributions every year, and divide that by the number of people on our Executive Commitee, you get...well, a heck of a lot more than seven. But if you add up all the digits in that number (what are there, six digits or so?) you'll get SEVEN, I'm SURE of it! BOARD #12: "Not as good as Board SEVEN, but if you add the digits in 12, you get THREE..which is almost as holy as SEVEN." - URIEL
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