10. Nobody has yet told him that the Pulitzer prize doesn't have a category for hypertext. 9. In case the Borg ever access it, he has to change it faster than they can adapt. 8. The MAC in his office can carry on a much more animated conversation than either of his roommates. 7. He figures the bigger his home page is, the less likely that someone will stumble across the secret personal bookmark page he put in there. (http: //grove.ufl.edu/~locutus/porn_menu.html) 6. He heard Mirsky's been eyeing it, and he's been making constant improvements ever since. 5. Does the phrase 'Absolute gobs of free time' mean anything to you? 4. Needs something else to think about so he won't be tempted to go out and buy the new 'Baywatch Barbie'. 3. He's still trying to get himself listed in Yahoo's index under the heading 'Miscellaneous Crap'. 2. He doesn't actually work on his home page at all. It updates itself, as part of a deal he made with Satan...he traded his soul for the home page, a nice trust fund, and a supermodel to be named later. 1. Being in his office late at night give him the opportunity to use that 'special' peripheral he got from Big Wanda's House O' *Really* Hard Disks. MBBS/Board 12/Skippy's Home Page: "Responsible for over 16,000 man-hours of lost productivity since 1991." User: VENKMAN Date: 26-Jul 06:39 PM 806783981
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