10. "Cool! They're televising a car chase, on all 3 networks. I wonder who their cha...O.J. SIMPSON?!" 9. "Why are the police chasing O.J. Simpson? Does he have a football in his car?" 8. "Gee...I knew Hertz was tough on their Return Policy, but this is ridiculous." 7. "Are we there yet?" 6. "Hmmm...it's not so much a car 'chase' as it is a car 'following'." - Dave Shlafer & Pals 5. "Hey, is this OJ? Yeah...I'm calling from Wilkeshire Blvd, and 39th. Could you speed it up a bit. Some of us want to get home to watch ourselves on TV." 4. "Juice! Juice! Jui...oh wait. What am *I* cheering for? I'm a Packers fan." 3. "When you get a chance, I want you to send Nordberg in here. We have to have a talk." - Lt. Frank Drebin 2. "You know, it's nice that CBS has taken an hour out of MY viewing time to broadcast a MOTORCADE! I oughta sue." - Skippy Podar 1. "Next week, on the SIMPSONS...Bart kills his evil next door neighbors, and leads Chief Wiggam on a 50 minute 'chase' through Downtown Springfield. Mmmm...doughnuts." BOARD #12: "Gee, I didn't know Hertz rented Get-Away-Vans." The O.J. SIMPSON CAR "CHASE": "Z-z-z-z-z-z..." User: Enterprise - "No one was admitted to the theatre during the exciting car parking sequence"...8)
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