Top Ten Rejected Slogans For The Saturn Automotive Corporation

10.  "Little...Yellow...Plastic."
 9.  "Don't You Wish YOUR Car Were Made...Like Rubbermaid?"
 8.  "If At First You Don't Succeed, Recall It!"
 7.  "Good To The Last Lug Nut."
 6.  "We're Jupiter's Bad-Ass Neighbor."
 5.  "Shut Up and Drive!"
 4.  "Are Those Lawsuits In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Us?"
 3.  "5 Miles or 50,000 Sparkplugs...Whichever Comes First."
 2.  "Our Bodies Contain ALMOST As Much Plastic As LaToya Jackson."
 1.  "At Least We're Not Uranus!"


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