10. Try to think of a nice way to tell RECYCLER he's too annoying, even for them. 9. Copy every file on disk$user into [VAXUNLIMITED] and claim it as their own. 8. Post dumb things on Usenet until someone finally gets annoyed enough to create alt.vaxunlimited.die.die.die 7. Inbreeding! Inbreeding! Inbreeding! 6. Waste 10,000 man-hours defending themselves to people who already know how useless they really are. 5. Download the newest upgrade version of Visual C++. 4. Challenge Locutus again for the highest ratio of irrelevant blather/useful information in their mail messages. 3. Whine incessantly for no apparent reason. 2. Make all of VAX look stupid by writing dumb letters to The Alligator. 1. Take the proceeds from teaching all those VAX classes and buy a pack of Juicy Fruit. MBBS/Board 12/VAXU: "We bring new meaning to the word 'farce'." (VENKMAN - 6/22/94)
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