Vaxtrek VII - The Order

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VAX...The Final Frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship Vaxerprise.

Our continuing mission: to seek out that which is silly;

To explore that which is funny;

To boldly go...where no VAX 6320 has gone...before!

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This semester's episode:

"THE ORDER"

Written by:
TREKKERPRISE

Adaptation for MBBS:
Monty's Q-Scan Emporium

Musical Score Performed by:
Eric Clapton

Produced by:
101 Dalmations

Directed by:
ACHERNAR

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CAPT. TREKKER:  "Captain's Log...Stardate 46240.0.  We have been exploring
                 the farthest reaches of the Galaxy for over 5 months now.
                 I hate to say it, but...I'm getting a little bored.  End
                 of log."

SHIP'S COMPUTER:  "LOG ENTRY HAS BEEN RECORDED AND FILED."

LT. OVERDOSE:  "Sir, we've just finished mapping sector 1530."

CAPT. TREKKER:  "Very well.  Let's go on to sector 1531."

LT. OVERDOSE:  "Course plotted, sir."

CAPT. TREKKER:  "Engage."

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  \ === USS VAXERPRISE = NCC 1313-A ==>==  /               __--__
   \______________________________________/ ____________---______---___________
                           \_    \          \_________________________________/
                         .   \_   \    .     /  : ..  _/  \______/
         .                     \_  \        /  :   _ /      `--'
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                   .        /_|    \_|    : .::.     | |  
        .                   \____ .:     --========>== |          .
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                  .       .             --------------'            .

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             (And thus ends another exciting episode of VAXTREK)
                 


                                 Vax Trek VII
                                             
                                  The Order


           Written by..........................ENTERPRISE & TREKKER
     Plot Consultants..........................PALLAS, OVERDOSE

      Special Effects..........................IMAGE "Z" 8)
         Miniatures............................Industrial Light & Eddings
     Incidental Music..........................Chad Jackson (Inter. Rec. Star)



                                     Cast
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                              THE USS VAXERPRISE
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                CAPTAIN TREKKER......................TREKKER
            LIEUTENANT OVERDOSE......................OVERDOSE
       Voice of SHIP'S COMPUTER......................MOUSIE


                      (And now...the itty-bitty people!)

                              Make Up...............Mary Kay!
                   Dance Choreography...............Bowling Balls-R-Us
    Chief in charge of Spell Checking...............ENTERPRISE
        
        Mr. OVERDOSE's Dialogue Coach...............TREKKER
            Mr. TREKKER's Hairdresser...............OVERDOSE


                             Lighting...............CSE
                             Best Boy...............TREKKER
                            Worst Boy...............OVERDOSE
                    Dolly Parton Grip..............."Say!"
                               Gaffer...............MOZART  "Oh gee, thanks."
            Assistant to Mr. ACHERNAR...............ENTERPRISE

                                                           
                         Story Editor...............TREKKER
               Assistant Story Editor...............ENTERPRISE
     Assistant Assistant Story Editor...............OVERDOSE
                           Van Driver...............Russell Ackerman's Roommate
                                                    (probably named Brad, since
                                                     there's a 66% chance.)

                           Continuity...............(Not applicable)

         Guy in charge of walking the
                       101 Dalmations...............TREKKER

         Gal in charge of bathing the 
                       101 Dalmations...............Tara Russakov
                                                                  
       Guy in charge of strategically 
        placing those annoying little 
       commas in ALL the right places...............(Not applicable)
                         
                 Catering provided by...............MADAME FONG'S HOUSE OF
                                                    BEER & SAUSAGES

                      Production cost...............$3.15


                                    STUNTS
                                    ------
  
                             TREKKER    OVERDOSE



            "Engage!"                            "CAPTAIN'S LOG!"
  Courtesy of Madame Fong Records         Written and Performed by TREKKER



                  (Typed on Location in WONDERLICIOUS H-13!)
           
                  Soundtrack available on BREVITY CD-SINGLES

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                              Special Thanks to:

                                    CSE-1
        The Center For Instructional And Research Computing Activities
                                     EAS
                                     MCW
                                    MONTY
                                  BELGARATH
                       The Authors of the 1st Amendment
                                Our moms...8)
                                   TREKKER
                                  ENTERPRISE
                      The Government and People of Row H
      Michael Okuda...the coolest Scenic Art Supervisor in the world  8)
                    The entire staff at Paramount Pictures


                                and of course
                     Gene Roddenberry, for without whom,
                        none of this would be relevant

                 And anyone else who was mentioned in this story.


    VAXTREK is the official trademark of Board #11 Productions...dang it!
    Any violation of copyright laws will result in immediate prostitution.


All characters or events portrayed in this story, are unbelievably fictional.
   If you can find ANY similarities to actual events, so what.  I have the
                   copyrights to this piece of junk ANYWAY!

                             So there...nyah!  8)

                Copyright  MCMXCIII   BOARD #11 Productions!

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